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$3/moDecorative Gourd TierHiddenOur undying gratitude
Your name forever memorialized on McSweeney's Internet Tendency's Patreon Donor Wall of Fame page
$5/moBronze Gourd TierHiddenYour name on McSweeney's Internet Tendency's Patreon Donor Wall of Fame pageBaroness Elsa Schraeder-Level access to our exclusive Patreon page, featuring updates from Chris, our well-meaning and unfashionably attired editor, interviews with our writers, and content calls.A reusable 10% off discount code at our store
$10/moSilver Gourd TierHiddenAll previous awardsConquering Wi-Fi Hero Level access to our Patreon page, featuring interviews with Tendency contributors old and new, special calls for Tendency content from our editorA reusable 15% discount code at our storeAn additional 10% discount code at our store for buying all gourd-themed merchandise, the Latke Color-Changing Mug, and The McSweeney's Advent Calendar.
$20/moGold Gourd TierHiddenAll previous rewardsTwo Patreon-only eBook humor collections, Popular Selections from McSweeney's Internet Tendency and Keep On Scrollin' Don't Stop, which feature favorite pieces from our siteA reusable 20% discount code at our storeAn additional 20% discount code at our store for buying all gourd-themed merchandise, the Latke Color-Changing Mug, and The McSweeney's Advent Calendar.
$30/moClassic White Gourd Mug TierHiddenAll previous rewardsTwo Patreon-only eBook humor collections, Popular Selections from McSweeney's Internet Tendency and Keep On Scrollin' Don't Stop, which feature favorite pieces from our siteA reusable 20% discount code at our storeAn additional 30% discount code at our store for buying all gourd-themed merchandise, the Latke Color-Changing Mug, and The McSweeney's Advent Calendar.A complimentary Classic White "It's Decorative Gourd Season!" mug
$50/moPlatinum Gourd TierHiddenAll previous awardsA one-time use 50% discount code at our storeAn additional 50% discount code at our store for buying all gourd-themed merchandise, the Latke Color-Changing Mug, and The McSweeney's Advent Calendar.A Patreon-only McSweeney’s Internet Tendency T-shirt A complimentary Patreon-exclusive "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfucks" tote bag. (NOTE: The tote is only offered at this tier until October 1, 2021. After then it will only be available at a higher tier.)