$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moBecome A PatronHiddenThank you for supporting me! You are generous and making a real difference!You will receive an exclusive welcome gift in the post (if you're happy to provide a delivery address).My weekly podcast, with an exclusive extra song and message for Patreons.My monthly livestream, where you can suggest songs that I might be able to perform live for you.You'll be sent links to new content as soon as it's ready, including EXCLUSIVE patron-only songs and videos.Access to a patron-only chatroom where I'll keep you updated on what I'm up to, you can comment and I will actually reply and stuff!
$3/moDiscount CodeHiddenThank you for supporting me! You are very generous and handsome/fragrant (delete as appropriate)! You get:A discount code which can be used any merchandise I have for sale (CDs, DVDs, T-shirts, books, that sort of thing). It varies.You'll have access to EXCLUSIVE Patreon-only songs and videos.Nerd stuff (uninterrupted, 5 things, etc.) and sketches.PLUS everything the £1 people are getting.
$5/moVoice RecordingHiddenWow! Thank you for supporting me and being so generous! You are very charismatic with excellent discerning taste! You get:A personalised voice recording once per year; this could be a birthday message / personal greeting / death threat (not the last one). You may know I do the odd reasonable impression (Elvis, Liam Neeson, even Chewbacca …) so whether it’s my own voice or my take on someone else’s, I can record a short message for your general amusement. Written stuff (poems, short stories, serialised novels) and short piece to camera videosPlus everything the £1 and £3 people are getting.
$10/moGuest PassesHiddenGosh! Thank you for supporting me so generously! You are the hardcore! You are a gentleperson, a scholar and an acrobat!You will receive GUEST PASSES once per year to my live touring shows (wherever possible)!Recordings of the hour-long and 90 minute tour shows that I do (at least one per year), this could be audio, video or both.Tutorials for the guitar (or other things)A personalised video recording once per year, for you to share with your family / friendsPlus everything the £1, £3 and £5 people get.
$15/moParty!HiddenThank you! Thank you! You are being wonderfully generous! You are intelligent, insightful, inspirational and can recite Pi up to 120 decimals! Once a year I will throw a PARTY to which I will invite you +1 and some of my more interesting friends and we will feast, sing songs and hang out until the small hours.If you can't make it to the party due to geography or scheduling conflicts, I will write and record a song for you about/for anything/anyone you choose.Plus, everything the £1, £3, £5 and £10 people are getting.
$20/moBonanzaHiddenGroovy! Thank you for your excellent taste! You are truly tasteful! You will get access to exclusive Bandcamp albums before everybody else.You can choose from a physical piece of merchandise (if you catch me on a tour date) and an annual gift will be posted directly to you.Copies of my books can be provided (electronic, or physical copies, if available).Plus, everything the £1, £3, £5, £10 and £15 people get.
$50/moBackstageHiddenHeavens! Thank you for your extraordinary munificence! You are truly munificent!You will get backstage passes to my live touring gigs and, wherever possible, we will hang out afterwards!Plus everything the £1, £3, £5, £10, £15 and £20 people get.
$100/moThe inner circleHiddenWow! Gosh! Ok! Thank you for your astonishing generosity! You are dazzlingly attractive and taller than you look on TV.Once a year, I will turn up at your home or venue of your choosing and put on a private performance for you and your friends (UK only unless transport is arranged, or I am in your part of the world).Plus everything the £1, £3, £5, £10, £15, £20 and £50 people get.
$1000/moFantasy IslandHiddenYou never know, worth a shot... You are George Clooney. Or possibly Michael Sheen.Come with me to a tropical island paradise (which you've already paid for) and we will gambol in the waves and sing to the dolphins! Plus all that other stuff
$10000/moDark Knight levelHiddenYou are radiant. When you look into my eyes it sets my soul a-quiver. Stop it.
Join me in my underground lair and we will invent gadgets and fight crime together
Plus all the stuff those other guys get
$100000/moSith levelHiddenI AM your father.
Join me and together we can destroy the Emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
Plus cookies.