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My Momma Told Me

@mymommatoldmeTracked since May 2026

Observed Jul 27, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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A podcast about Black conspiracy theories and beyond.

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Paid members

928

11% · 30 days

Total audience

4,352

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$9.7K

$6.5K–$13K modeled range

Starting price

$7/mo

3 membership tiers

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$7/moProud Lil MommaWell, well, well... look who finally decided to show up. You're obsessed with us, and it's sick. That said, we appreciate your commitment to whatever mistakes you're willing to make.TWO Bonus Episodes EVERY month (Hell yeah!)ONE Monthly mail bag episode where we answer your silly ass questions (Ooooh!)ONE Monthly SMUT WATCH where Langston and David run through the NASTIEST shit that has come across their social media (Sweet!)Access to all BACK CATALOGUE episodes including David (Shit!)Early LIVE SHOW ticket announcements (Okaaaay!)Access to the official My Momma Told Me DISCORD server, so you weirdos can mingle or whatever (Friendship!)

$15/moProud Lil FreakyGod damn, you nasty! I can't believe you would do this to yourself. Stay away from our wives and our children (present and future), you clearly have no moral compass. That said, we love you so much, and we're so happy you're spending your independent wealth in such a silly way.TWO Bonus Episodes EVERY month (Hell yeah!)ONE Monthly mail bag episode where we answer your silly ass questions (Ooooh!)ONE Monthly SMUT WATCH where Langston and David run through the NASTIEST shit that has come across their social media (Sweet!)Access to the entire BACK CATALOGUE including the stuff without David, if you're into something like that.Early LIVE SHOW ticket announcements (Okaaaay!)Access to the official My Momma Told Me DISCORD server, so you weirdos can mingle or whatever (Friendship!)Lil Freaky DISCORD flair, so motherfuckers know you mean businessAccess to Patreon only merch.Quarterly live stream with the baddest betas in comedy

Growth signals — My Momma Told Me

+11%

928 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

928762595

May 202614 weeks trackedNow

My Momma Told Me928 members · $9.7K/mo

The chart only uses My Momma Told Me's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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#38 of 9 cohort creators measured

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My Momma Told Me's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs My Momma Told Me	Freshness
#1	I Think Not!PodcastsContent relevance + business context	9,684	8.8K more	Jul 22, 2026Stale
#2	Chris FranjolaPodcastsContent relevance + business context	3,091	2.2K more	Aug 3, 2026
#3	My Momma Told MeProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort	928	Reference	Jul 27, 2026Stale
#4	Some of This is BadPodcastsContent relevance + business context	636	292 fewer	Jul 23, 2026Stale
#5	Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]PodcastsContent relevance + business context	272	656 fewer	Aug 1, 2026

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Recent posts

309Profile posts4 postsLast month83.3%Members-only

Previews available for 36 of 309 posts

Article Latest post$7 tier & upLive Show From The Mint Featuring Grits and Eggs and Maud Arnold

My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free) S7 E5 Live Show From The Mint Featuring Grits and Eggs and Maud Arnold 5 days ago Unlock with membership Buy episode $3 72 13 Share Gift

5 days ago at Jul 27 crawl 72 likes 13 comments

Patreon 24: #LETLANGSTONDANCEMy Momma Told Me Patreon S1 E24 Patreon 24: #LETLANGSTONDANCE July 8 Unlock with membership Buy episode $3 87 45 Share GiftArticleJuly 8$7 tier & up 87 45 We're uploading this from an airbnb in wine country, Langston is playing the Ninja Turtles arcade game.June 24 Unlock with membership Buy post $3 94 36 Share GiftArticleJune 24$7 tier & up 94 36 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E26 Patreon #26. We're in a new space. We did it. 4 days agoArticle4 days ago at Jul 27 crawl$7 tier & up 95 31 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E25 WE ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS FOR REAL THIS TIME July 15ArticleJuly 15$7 tier & up 87 42 My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free)S7 E4 New Ad-Free Del Amo Manny Episode July 14ArticleJuly 14$7 tier & up 58 22 My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free)S7 E3 New Ad-Free Will Miles Episode July 6ArticleJuly 6$7 tier & up 78 23 New Mandal EpisodeWe're working on getting it up on the YouTube as soon as possible but in the meantime you can watch it for free here on the Patreon. While you're here you can also watch the latest smut watch for free (for a limited time) and think about signing up. We been goin crazy. Bye bitch!ArticleJuly 2Public 0 27 Smut watch a little late. NastyMy Momma Told Me Patreon S1 E23 Smut watch a little late. Nasty July 1 View postArticleJuly 1Public 0 34 Unlock with membershipRachel Dolezal Gave Us Chocolate June 17 Unlock with membership Buy post $3 118 22 Share GiftArticleJune 17$7 tier & up 118 22 Unlock with membershipMy Momma Told Me Patreon S1 E20 A Very Merry Smut Watch June 10 Unlock with membership Buy episode $3 90 28 Share GiftArticleJune 10$7 tier & up 90 28 Unlock with membershipLangston Went On Vacation And The Men Missed Each OtherArticleJune 3$7 tier & up 93 34

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