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My Momma Told Me

@mymommatoldmeTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 12, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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A podcast about Black conspiracy theories and beyond.

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Paid members

935

5.5% · 30 days

Total audience

4,376

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$9.8K

$6.5K–$13.1K modeled range

Starting price

$7/mo

3 membership tiers

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$7/moProud Lil MommaWell, well, well... look who finally decided to show up. You're obsessed with us, and it's sick. That said, we appreciate your commitment to whatever mistakes you're willing to make.TWO Bonus Episodes EVERY month (Hell yeah!)ONE Monthly mail bag episode where we answer your silly ass questions (Ooooh!)ONE Monthly SMUT WATCH where Langston and David run through the NASTIEST shit that has come across their social media (Sweet!)Access to all BACK CATALOGUE episodes including David (Shit!)Early LIVE SHOW ticket announcements (Okaaaay!)Access to the official My Momma Told Me DISCORD server, so you weirdos can mingle or whatever (Friendship!)

$15/moProud Lil FreakyGod damn, you nasty! I can't believe you would do this to yourself. Stay away from our wives and our children (present and future), you clearly have no moral compass. That said, we love you so much, and we're so happy you're spending your independent wealth in such a silly way.TWO Bonus Episodes EVERY month (Hell yeah!)ONE Monthly mail bag episode where we answer your silly ass questions (Ooooh!)ONE Monthly SMUT WATCH where Langston and David run through the NASTIEST shit that has come across their social media (Sweet!)Access to the entire BACK CATALOGUE including the stuff without David, if you're into something like that.Early LIVE SHOW ticket announcements (Okaaaay!)Access to the official My Momma Told Me DISCORD server, so you weirdos can mingle or whatever (Friendship!)Lil Freaky DISCORD flair, so motherfuckers know you mean businessAccess to Patreon only merch.Quarterly live stream with the baddest betas in comedy

Growth signals — My Momma Told Me

+5.5%

935 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

935765595

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

My Momma Told Me935 members · $9.8K/mo

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#38 of 9 cohort creators measured

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My Momma Told Me's total audience rank in Content & vibe cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Total audience	Gap vs My Momma Told Me	Freshness
#1	I Think Not!PodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	18,132	13.8K more	Jul 22, 2026Stale
#2	Chris FranjolaPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	4,608	232 more	Aug 3, 2026
#3	My Momma Told MeProfilePodcastsTotal audience position in Content & vibe cohort	4,376	Reference	Aug 12, 2026Stale
#4	Some of This is BadPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	3,503	873 fewer	Aug 11, 2026
#5	Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]PodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	746	3.6K fewer	Aug 14, 2026

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Recent posts

316Profile posts8 postsLast month91.7%Members-only

Previews available for 43 of 316 posts

Article Latest post$7 tier & upLive Show From The Mint Featuring Grits and Eggs and Maud Arnold

My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free) S7 E5 Live Show From The Mint Featuring Grits and Eggs and Maud Arnold July 21 Unlock with membership Buy episode $3 81 14 Share Gift

July 21 81 likes 14 comments

Patreon 24: #LETLANGSTONDANCEMy Momma Told Me Patreon S1 E24 Patreon 24: #LETLANGSTONDANCE July 8 Unlock with membership Buy episode $3 89 46 Share GiftArticleJuly 8$7 tier & up 89 46 We're uploading this from an airbnb in wine country, Langston is playing the Ninja Turtles arcade game.June 24 Unlock with membership Buy post $3 96 36 Share GiftArticleJune 24$7 tier & up 96 36 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E29 Patreon #29 now with 100% new angles 11 hours agoArticle11 hours ago$7 tier & up 34 16 My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free)S7 E8 Kiry Shabazz Episode Ad-Free YesterdayArticleYesterday at Aug 12 crawl$7 tier & up 46 26 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E28 Foe Go Day-Chow August 5ArticleAugust 5$7 tier & up 107 52 My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free)S7 E7 Bresha Webb Ad Free August 4ArticleAugust 4$7 tier & up 64 28 New Content Dropping SoonJuly 31 View postArticleJuly 31Public 0 13 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E27 SMUT WATCH 27 July 29ArticleJuly 29$7 tier & up 74 62 My Momma Told Me (Ad-Free)S7 E6 We Talk About Eating People (ad-free) July 28ArticleJuly 28$7 tier & up 71 44 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E26 Patreon #26. We're in a new space. We did it. July 22ArticleJuly 22$7 tier & up 114 33 My Momma Told Me PatreonS1 E25 WE ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS FOR REAL THIS TIME July 15ArticleJuly 15$7 tier & up 90 43

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