$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moGeo's Dog FoodHiddenThis is the tier for the telegram group but making sure Geo has dog food on tour. We only have 12 members so he's currently starving.
$5/moThe Captain Cook’sHiddenHelp me #EndGlobeReligion. I'll send you my personal contact info if you have any questions about flat earth and I can let you know about any meet-ups in your area. Also, I'll add you to the telegram for exclusive content.
$10/moBrain Training Practitioners GroupHiddenThis tier gets you into the telegram group so you can join a community of people bettering themselves with this program.
$20/moThe Samuel Rowbotham’sHiddenHelp me #EndGlobeReligion. I'll also send you my personal contact info if you have any questions about flat earth and I can let you know about any meet-ups in your area. This is also the level where I will teach you how to get arrested from a public sidewalk for saying large bodies of water don't curve.
$50/moThe Nicola Tesla’sHiddenHelp me #EndGlobeReligion. I'll also send you my personal contact info if you have any questions about flat earth and I can let you know about any meet-ups in your area. This is also the level where I teach people how to harvest glober tears and measure that they level out like lakes and oceans. Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the globe tears and lakes that youre used to.
$100/mo“God is Good”HiddenThis level is the one that triggers frothing anti-flat earthers "emotional damage" the most. If I could afford it, I'd join my own patreon just to upset them. You can harvest their tears. They level out and measure flat like lakes and oceans. haha. Love you guys. Take care.
$500/moThe RV PaymentHiddenill be honest guys, I don't know how I'm going to afford to continue doing meet ups, observations, and interviews all over the country on my current income. The last RV was free but this one, is not. I'm going to focus on brain training new clients to generate some gas money for the tour but if any baller out there wants to step up and take care of the RV payment, PLEASE, be my guest. Much love.