$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moRationaliTeaHiddenFor $3 a month you will get my undying gratitude, extreme RationaliTea, loads of high level ideas....aaaand access to my basic patreon only feed, which includes access to early Polite Conversations releases, sneak peeks of art, sneak peeks of music, reminders of when live twitter spaces are being held, etc.
$5/moPragmatic PostcardsHiddenFor $5 you will receive:My eternal gratitudeA piece of whatever's left of my soulEarly releases of Polite Conversations episodes Access to basic patreon only feedA postcard-sized, signed illustration* And qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow *(rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$7/moPREMIUM accessHiddenWith this tier (& above) begins:*exclusive* early access to Premium Content, miniseries like ‘Woking Up’ & ‘The Global Far Right’.An occasional dedicated short monologue/‘mini-sode’/discussion.Voting on premium minisode topic.————-You will also be eligible for the patreon-exclusive ‘Aftershow’ guest-listAnd get access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes.
$10/mo(PREMIUM) Cerebral Stickers & ArtHiddenFor $10/month you will receive:A signed postcard sized art print.an exclusive Polite Conversations Sticker and qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow! You will also be eligible for the patreon-exclusive ‘Aftershow’ guest-listAnd get access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. You will also get access to exclusive PREMIUM content, like miniseriesExclusive access to monthly custom monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic ( physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$15/mo(PREMIUM) Art PrintsHiddenThank you for your generosity, at this tier you will receive: an 8x10 signed illustration! You will qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAnd get access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly custom monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$20/mo(PREMIUM) Literary GeniusHiddenFor your incredible kindness, you get: your own signed copy of my children's book, My Chacha is Gay! You will qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$30/mo(PREMIUM) Art AppreciatorHiddenFor your incredible kindness, at this tier:you get your own signed copy of my children's book, My Chacha is Gay a postcard-sized signed printalong with an exclusive Polite Conversations Sticker! You will also qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow!You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM MIniseries, such as Woking Up or The Global Far RightAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$50/mo(PREMIUM) Pints of LogicHiddenWoah, I'm blinded by your extreme logic and reason! Thanks for your support! You will get your own signed copy of my children's book, My Chacha is Gay a personalized sketch/doodle of yourself (or your brain, whichever you prefer - photograph will be required)an exclusive Polite Conversations Sticker! You will qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$75/mo(PREMIUM) Cranial CutieHiddenWell hello there, you absolute Cranial Cutie! I cannot thank you enough for your supremely Rational decision to support this work on Patreon! For your generosity, you get not one, but two signed copies of my children's book, My Chacha is Gaya personalized sketch of yourself. (photograph will be required), a postcard-sized art print, and an exclusive Polite Conversations Sticker! You will qualify for the guest list of the brand new Patreon Exclusive podcast series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(physical rewards usually mailed after 2 months of joining this patreon)
$100/mo(PREMIUM) Rational ConversationalistHiddenHey, you obviously have great taste in content, your logic, reason, and big beautiful brain have led you here, to this specific tier of my patreon. If you believe in my work this much, I would love to chat with you! How about:a guaranteed guest spot on the brand new Patreon Exclusive series The Polite Conversations Aftershow? As well as a signed copy of My Chacha is Gay and an exclusive Polite Conversations Sticker! You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(rewards usually fulfilled after a minimum of 2 months joining this Patreon)
$250/mo(PREMIUM) Ultimate BrainGeniusHiddenWow I'm truly honoured to get support like this from you! You have all the brains! How about: a choice between either a commissioned 11x14 art print of pretty much anything you like (1 character/pet/person) as long as I am able to draw it… OR a guaranteed guest spot on the brand new Patreon Exclusive series: The Polite Conversations Aftershow PLUS a copy of my children’s book My Chacha is Gay You will also receive early access to exclusive PREMIUM content such as Woking Up or The Global Far Right MiniseriesAs well as access to the basic patreon only feed, with early releases of all Polite Conversations episodes. Exclusive access to monthly PREMIUM monologue/mini-sodeVote on mini-sode topic*(rewards usually fulfilled after a minimum of 2 months joining this Patreon)