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NFW (no fucking way)18+

@nofuckingwayTracked since May 2026

Observed Jun 2, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
Open on Patreon

creating true, disturbing, shocking, and generally fucked up sto.

Paid members3

0% past 30 days

Total audience27

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings$9
Starting price$3/mo

4 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Where the 27 observed tier members sit

$088.9%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree2488.9% of observed tier members
$3/moI’m uncomfortable, but I like it27.4% of observed tier members
$5/moThis is my shit13.7% of observed tier members
$10/moNo Fucking Way I wouldn’t drop $1000% of observed tier members
Growth signals — NFW (no fucking way)
0%

3 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
343
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
$9.48

est. monthly · shown publicly

Observed earnings
$9$10$9
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
NFW (no fucking way)3 members · $9.48/mo

Charts only use NFW (no fucking way)'s observed public history. Closest rivals are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Competitive set

How NFW (no fucking way) stacks up against its closest rivals

5 closest rivals by category & size
Rank by paid members#5 of 50 behind Nicholas Barnett
30-day growth0%Rival growth unavailable
Next to overtake0members behind New Memphis
#CreatorPaid members30-dayEst. gross / movs you
1NBNicholas BarnettWriting3Unavailable$0 -0 behind2NNeonstalgiaWriting3Unavailable$14.4 -0 behind3NSNettle Shirts Puppet WorksWriting3Unavailable$26.73 -0 behind4NMNew MemphisWriting3Unavailable$18.62 -0 behind
5N(NFW (no fucking way)YouWriting30%$9.48—

Standings cover the closest rivals by category & audience size — vs you shows how far each sits ahead of or behind NFW (no fucking way). Click any rival to open their page.

What they publish

Recent posts

1Profile posts0 postsLast month100%Members-only

1 of 1 previews capturedObserved post previews cover the public post count currently exposed by Patreon.

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