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$2/moThe BaristaHiddenI drink a lot of coffee. I'm not sure there's a video I've made yet that doesn't feature a few candid coffee cup shots. That sweet, sweet hot bean juice courses through my veins and is truly the lifeblood of this channel, and, if you've got a couple quid to spare, you too can be the lifeblood of this channel.
As in this will buy me a coffee, not that I'm going to consume you for sustenance.
At this level you get *everything* I have to offer, so if you worry that you need to pledge more to make sure you're not missing out, don't! You'll have access to:
$5/moThe Sandwich ArtistHiddenSometimes coffee can't sustain me, but a pint or a big bowl of noodles will only slow my reflexes down (post-noodle narcolepsy is a real thing, google it. Actually, don't call my bluff on that, just trust me).
This tier is here to give those that want to give that little bit extra, without having to explain to loved ones who "that guy that makes nerdy stuff on youtube" is and why he needs your money. It's here for those people that look at my eating habits and think, "man, that guy needs to eat something, I've watched him drink 3 pints and 6 cups of coffee in his last video, and his voiceovers are getting faster and less intelligible".
$9.5/moThe BarkeepHiddenI'll often sit down to build something thinking that it won't take that long, and 4 days later I realize I've only sculpted the boots of the first guy. And I have 27 more to do. It's at this point that I say to myself, "Adam, you've been drinking nothing but coffee for the past 6 hours, maybe you should have something a bit more hydrating?".
This tier is for those that want to pledge a tiny bit more and buy me a beer. You get all the same benefits, but you also get the pleasure of knowing that at those moments of sheer panic inducing stress, you've helped bring me down by supplying me with depressants to stave off the copious amounts of stimulants those folk at the The Barista tier have filled me with.
$15/moThe Noodle MasterHiddenA guy's gotta eat, and you're making it happen. If coffee is the lifeblood, then noodles are the... chunky... lifeblood? Ew. I don't know, there isn't really a good analogy I can think of, but rest assured knowing this is the tier for that. When I get stuck in on a project, hours and hours can pass by without me realizing I haven't eaten. At this tier you're making sure that I don't waste away into nothingness, and the disembodied hands you see aren't withered and frail. You're keeping me strong. You're my rock. You're my Noodle Master.
This tier is for those that want to help out that teeeny bit more!