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No Substitutions, Please

@nosubspleaseTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 13, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
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A show about food—and the things people do to it..

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Paid members
10
0% · 30-day rate from 17 observed days
Total audience
11
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$41
Starting price
$3/mo
5 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Where the 11 observed tier members sit

$527.3%$554.5%

Largest observed tier is $5 Saucier— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree19.1% of observed tier members
$3/moCommis19.1% of observed tier members
$5/moLine Cook327.3% of observed tier members
$5/moSaucier654.5% of observed tier members
$10/moSous Chef00% of observed tier members
Growth signals — No Substitutions, Please
0%

10 paid members · 30-day rate from 17 observed days

Membership
101110
May 202616 weeks trackedNow
No Substitutions, Please10 members · $41/mo

The chart only uses No Substitutions, Please's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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What they publish

Recent posts

48Posts total1 postLast month91.7%Members-only

Previews available for 48 posts

Audio Latest postPublicSecret Menu #22: The Food Triad

1:16:23 Secret Menu #22: The Food Triad Secret Menu #22: The Food Triad 3 days ago

3 days ago at Aug 13 crawl 0 likes 0 comments
The Laws of PreservationI am not a summer person. Heat was never anything but an annoyance; beaches are full of irritating sand and people; no amount of homegrown pArticleAug 14, 2025$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #21: Everything Enquiring All WithinLocked Secret Menu #21: Everything Enquiring All Within July 19ArticleJuly 19$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #20: Louisa Explores a Cookery BookLocked Secret Menu #20: Louisa Explores a Cookery Book July 5ArticleJuly 5$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #19: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part IILocked Secret Menu #19: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child, Part II June 21ImageJune 21$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #18: Spare the Rod, Serl the ChildLocked Secret Menu #18: Spare the Rod, Serl the Child May 24ArticleMay 24$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #17: Candy, You're a Fine FoodLocked Secret Menu #17: Candy, You're a Fine Food May 10ArticleMay 10$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #16: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening (Part II)Locked Secret Menu #16: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening (Part II) April 26ImageApril 26$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #14: Hot Drinks, Baby, This EveningLocked Secret Menu #14: Hot Drinks, Baby, This Evening April 12ArticleApril 12$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #15: What's In Your Coffee Mug?Locked Secret Menu #15: What's In Your Coffee Mug? April 1ArticleApril 1$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #13: Frasier Crane Memorial TournamentLocked Secret Menu #13: Frasier Crane Memorial Tournament March 15ArticleMarch 15$3 tier & up 0 0
Secret Menu #12: Fictional Foods, Part IILocked Secret Menu #12: Fictional Foods, Part II March 1ImageMarch 1$3 tier & up 0 0
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