$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/mo5 Buck CHUCKHiddenYou will have access to a patreon only section of secret episodes, photos and videos that is not appropriate for every day use!
$10/mo10 Dolla BallerHiddenI am going to do a google hang out once month and you can come!
You will have access to a patreon only section of secret episodes, photos and videos that is not appropriate for every day use!
$15/moGET IN MY BELLYHiddenListen. This is a lot of shekels. Give them to me! I will use them wisely, like to buy stickers and goggley eyes.
$25/moSugar DaddyHiddenYou can be my boyfriend. Seriously.
At this point my mother would accept a broom as my significant other.
Just kidding! I'll be sharing uncut and raw stuff for advice to this tier, posting NSFW content which possibly could have nipples and/or cervii *what's the plural of cervix? and those could even maybe be MINE who knows.
$50/moFUCK YOU MONEYHiddenI will dance with you and the devil in the pale moon light....
BUT wait, there's MORE. For only 49.99 you can have my mother!
This Tier comes with 1. I'll interview anyone you want and make a mini podcast with them
2. I can leave your voice mail for you
3. I can prank call anyone you want
$100/moWHY WOULD YOU PAY ME THIS MUCHHiddenI will love you for the rest of time. Seriously. You can buy me with money. #JEW
$150/moMOMMA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF EVERYTHINGHiddenYou can have my first born or second abortion, whatever comes first.
$300/moI got 99 problems but Money Isn't OneHiddenHa. If anyone actually does this tier....
Let's see....
I'll give you my phone number and you can call me in case you get arrested, I AM THE PERSON YOU WANT TO USE YOUR ONE PHONE CALL ON...
IF someone actually does this I'll come up with a really special set of bonus content for you.
$1000/moPROVE YOUR DICK SIZE TO MEHiddenYou can have all my blood, and my bone marrow, and literally anything else you want. BUY MY FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE, oh yeah and fuck, support the ridiculous costs I'm incurring to shoot, edit and literally just SURVIVE.