$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moBecome A Weird FriendHiddenYou are very cool, handsome/beautiful and we appreciate you. A dollar's worth of appreciation is enough. Emotions fail us. Drink more water. Sorry. Thank you.
$2/moImpress the Woman You Are With, Intimidate the Man You Are WithHiddenWe know once they leave you you'll switch back to $1 or cancel but we appreciate displays of bravado. We hope you get some leg and ETPTYB.
$5/moEarly Archive AccessHiddenOne of our projects it to compile an archive. That way if our hosting tanks once podcasts go off trend, or they stop retaining the older episodes, everything will be safe, centralized and accessible. We'll also add music projects, videos, intro/outro songs, Girlfriend's Kid calls etc.
$10/moHire A Girlfriend's Kid and Skype AMA with HansHiddenWant us to Girlfriends Kid your boss at the pizza spot? Call your coop and ask for juice? Everyone in here gets a prank call request.
Also, because Andrew will never go for this, I (Hans) am offering a once-a-month AMA. Get your questions in in person. Give me Girlfriend's Kid prank ideas. Call me a dick. It's your 10 bucks. Your own personal give and take for as long as I can stand it. Lousy idea? Give in anyway.
$20/moGOLDEN RING CIRCLE LEVELHiddenAll previous rewards, plus your very own place in OND history with an opportunity to pose a topic, subject, or shitty band you want to plug and WE HAVE TO DO IT. We have close to 1M downloads and lots of people listen. It could be fun to have us mention your really lousy band on air and watch the 10 second plays on bandcamp pile up! We will also mail you some garbage from OND history. You won't know what you'll be getting; we guarantee it'll be awesome. You may even end up with the 2007 Acer.