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$1/moPawnee RangerHiddenYou are out here supporting us with your tarp, cardboard box, and can of beans, and we appreciate you! As a Pawnee Ranger, you get access to the written show notes from every episode, and an exclusive link to the video version of the podcast!
$1/moInterim Mayor of PawneeHiddenYou took one look around this city, and you're the mayor now. As we wrap up the podcast and move on to the "Washington D.C." of, you know, other stuff, we know we're leaving this Patreon in your capable hands. 1 dollar a month will now get you access to our entire Patreon catalog, including the Hucking Boofs. We'd set this tier at no cost but Patreon won't let us. Whatever money we continue to make at this tier will go towards continuing to host the show (it still costs something to keep it up). And don't worry Joy and I will maintain a presence on the Patreon and pop back in for an update every once in a while!
$3/moPawnee GoddessHiddenLet's face it, we all know this club is better! In addition to the written show notes and video versions of every podcast episode, you get instant access to The Hucking Boofs, our patron-exclusive after-show, in both audio and video form!
$5/moSwansonHiddenYou've ascended the Swanson pyramid of greatness. When you eat, it is the food that is scared. You want ALL the bacon and eggs we have, and we heard you loud and clear. While there are no extra benefits for supporting us at the Swanson tier, we recognize that for some of you, going halfway isn't enough, you still want to support us to the max. And for that, you earn our undying loyalty and the emotional equivalent of all our bacon and eggs.