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How to Survive With Danielle & Kristine
@podcasthowtosurviveTracked since May 2026
Creating a comedy podcast for you.
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Starting price$3/mo
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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moRemain CalmHiddenFor the price of one sad gas-station coffee, you ensure the podcast keeps running AND tosses a few nuts to Garden Squirrel.Your survival kit includes: • Pure, beautiful support for the podcast • The weekly How to Survive Hot Goss Substack • 10% off merch (treat yourself, you deserve it!)
$5/moAssess the SituationHiddenHold on to your go-bags, things are about to get a whole lot EXTRA.You get fat, juicy, completely inappropriate—in all the best ways—extended episodes every week. More hot goss. More pop culture rants and opinions. More personal drama we probably shouldn’t be sharing. More guest stories we legally (?) couldn’t jam into the public feed. And maybe the best thing of all- NO ADS!Plus everything from the Remain Calm tier, because, obviously, you deserve it.
$10/moSeek ShelterHiddenStep right in—you’re officially behind the red rope, sipping Dom with the VIPs (or at least a nice Prosecco). This tier includes everything from Remain Calm and Assess the Situation, plus a glorious monthly bonus episode where anything can happen (guest? maybe. TMI? always).As a VIP, you’re automatically eligible for a chance to score (2) complimentary tickets to our live or Zoom events. And best of all? We shout you out on the show like the patron saint of survival that you are. (Kristine promises she will get more organized about this!)And, before we forget, NO AD BREAKS!!!! Your VIP perks:• General support (you’re keeping the lights on AND Garden Squirrel in fancy nuts)• Exclusive content• Monthly bonus episode• No Ads• Weekly How to Survive Substack• Patron shout-out• 15% off merch
$15/moBackpack Full of RocksHiddenIt's not just a tier, it's a lifestyle. You’re invited to our quarterly How to Survive Trivia Zoom Parties, where we quiz you on survival skills, pop culture, and whatever bizarre obsessions Danielle and Kristine are currently spiraling about. From deadly Nile crocodiles to our beloved Nikki Kidman doing prestige TV—you never know what’s on the docket.So toss on your (metaphorical) backpack full of rocks and join the fun! Included are all the great benefits from the Remain Calm, Assess the Situation, and Seek Shelter tiers.What you get:• Quarterly Trivia Zoom Parties• General support• Exclusive content• Weekly How to Survive Substack• Monthly bonus episode•Extended Weekly Episodes•Ad free episodes• Patron shout-out• 25% off merch
$25/moNaked & BurrowingHiddenThis tier is for the ride-or-die Survivors who think, “God, I wish they could make money doing their show!” Same. SAME. Your support here helps us stop side-hustling quite so much, so we can pour more energy into making How to Survive better every episode.In return for your heroism, we’ll send you an awesome t-shirt AND gush about you on the show like you’re the best thing since sliced bread/Beyonce/Taylor Swift. Obviously, you get all the perks from the previous tiers—because you’re basically carrying us like a mama raccoon (last seen eating cat food on Danielle's back porch).Your survival stash: • Quarterly Trivia Zoom Parties• T-shirt of your choice • General support • Exclusive content • Weekly How to Survive Substack • Monthly bonus episode• Patron shout-out • 25% off merch
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