$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moGeneral Support & Song Submission ListHiddenGive us some money because you like the show!-Full access to our sound drops library. Updated regularly as new clips are introduced to the show, plus everything from Seasons 1 & 2. Use them as ringtones or just to crack yourself up throughout your day!-Digital music downloads. Enjoy the bands Andy, Chris and Nick have been in (separately and together): The Mean Reds, The Pillagers, The Flying Aarons, plus all the POT originals.-Exclusive access to the Listener Submission List. We wiped the Bozo-puter clean after Season 2 and started from scratch with patron-only submissions, so send us the songs you want us to analyze! (We still reserve the right to Bushwick anything we don’t want to talk about on the show)
$10/moMonthly Pre-Show Live StreamHidden-Pre-show live stream. Once a month, you can join a 30-minute video chat with the POT hosts and other patrons at this level.-All benefits of previous tier(s).
$20/moLurker Access to Every EpisodeHidden-Lurker access to every episode. Experience the show as it is recorded live via video stream and hear the episode days before the rest of the world.-Exclusive POT merchandise. There will be no set timeframe, but as we conceive and produce patron-only items, you’ll get them!-All benefits of previous tier(s)
$50/moKing Sh!t/Queen Sh!t StatusHidden-King Sh!t/Queen Sh!t Status. The ego-stroking knowledge that you are paying more for the show than almost anybody else to play catchup for 10 years of free entertainment!-All benefits of previous tier(s)