$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moSupport The ShowHiddenThis is for those who just want to support what we do.
Why anyone would want to help me create my weird little show I haven't the foggiest, but I mean it sincerely when I say that I am thankful for every single one of you that does.
I can't make this show without you. You guys are the best.
$5/moName in DescriptionHiddenI'm guessing the title is fairly explanatory. We'll put your name in the description of the videos we make. Basically your ticket to extremely low-level fame. I'll probably call you "cool" or "righteous", or some other term no longer popular among the youth.
$15/moHand-Written PostcardHiddenEvery month I will hand write you a letter, on a postcard, created from a still shot taken from our filming. The letter will probably be filled with bad jokes based on things that happened to me that month. I'm probably gonna use snail mail, though. Because I think we need to stand up to automation destroying the work prospects of our great nation's snails.
$20/moA Personal Video (Changing)HiddenThis tier has always been a perpetual work in progress, and for those crazy patrons who stuck this out with me I have something special planned. This space is changing!
$25/moA ThingHiddenOnce a month I will send you a thing. I don't know what that thing will be until I send it. Each month I will swap what the thing is. I am very much so open to recommendations on what that thing might be.
Each thing comes with a hand-written letter by myself, or barring that, my lovely wife. Just to warn you, her hand-writing is unintelligible and you'll need to crack the Enigma just to read it.
Things can include: Branded T-shirts, patches, mugs, signed books from my apparently well-loved father, souvenirs we buy on the road, and anything else I can muster.
$50/moCall Your MotherHiddenIn addition to a thing, a letter, and a video, I will quite literally call your mother and tell her that she raised you right. I'll even pretend to be a person she really respects, like Don Ho or the mayor of your town.
I'm certain nobody will choose this category, so I'm comfortable knowing I won't have to figure out what Don Ho sounds like.
In lieu of a mother, I'm willing to call a sibling, boss, friend or classmate and gush praise about you in the style of your choosing.
(So far, the people who have chosen this category have mostly opted for the phone call themselves. That's cool, too. I'm an equal opportunity phonist.)