$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moAlmost NOTHING!HiddenIn exchange for the 4 quarters you found in your couch cushions this month, I give you the Almost NOTHING tier. It doesn't get you the big list of benefits in the other tiers, but it does make Xemnas really, really happy. Like, a little too happy. This is the tier I'd recommend if you don't really care about Patreon benefits and just want to toss me some support. But, I'll still put your name in the video credits, because it truly takes a village to help this idiot make videos.
$5/moOfficial Regular PatronHiddenHey, you interested in being a part of....*looks over shoulder* the movement? By "movement," I mean you moving me to tears with your generosity in choosing to support my creative endeavors. For the price of like 2 Happy Meals per month (or Ho-Hum Meals depending on your mood,) you'll always be listed in my video credits as a Patreon supporter. You'll also have access to the Patron role in The Regulars Discord server, which grants a neato golden name and access to a Patron lounge channel where you can talk trash about me when I'm not looking. AND, as of November 2021, you can now watch all of my Patreon exclusive videos, ranging from tier lists to skits to rankings and all sorts of nonsense.
$10/moGold Crown Regular PatronHiddenOh dang, you're serious huh? In all honesty, it's a lot easier to get this golden crown than the one in KH2. I won't hit you with a big key-whip or make you juggle me in the air a bunch of times; I'll hand this bad boy over to you for 10 dollars a month. Your generosity would, of course, result in the previous benefits, alongside early access to my latest YouTube mistakes 24 hours ahead of the general public. Wow, clairvoyance!
$20/moPresto Ultima Regular PatronHiddenWOW, look at Munnybags over here! Listen, are you sure about this? I'm literally just a dork with a microphone and infrequent facial shaving habits. But hey, I will certainly not complain if you choose to support me in this way. In addition to making this deep fried Platinum Presto very excited, you'll gain access to all the previous benefits, plus early access to my more major video essay projects 1 day in advance (barring content that needs to be released on specific dates). Idk if it matters to YOU, but *I* would want to send you a personal thank-you video message, but if you don't want one, well, that's fine. How about access to even exclusive-er Discord channel on The Regulars server where I'll pop in one night a month to play some games, chat, or just sit in silence for a little while?