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$3/moThe BoyToyHiddenNobody takes a BoyToy seriously. It's why men who dubbed this title roll their eyes all the way to hell. However, regardless of how you feel about your nickname, you'll get an exclusive peek into what's happening inside my insane head... just like my real-life BoyToys. Each month, I release a short audio note that's just me ranting for 20 to 30 minutes. Enjoy getting a taste of what this is for only $3 since you're so cute. π
$5/moThe Friend ZoneHiddenWelcome to The Friend Zone. Although The Friend Zone has historically been the death of unrequited love, I promise it will be more fun than that. No, seriously, I promise. If you opt for The Friend Zone you'll receive the Friend Zone newsletter 3 times a month. In it I will give you exclusive access to photos and updates about my life and the real BTS at the shows I attend that you won't be able to access anywhere else. You know, unless you're my actual friend. Plus, I'll also muse on the things I am most passionate about like baseball, the arts and whatever thing I am super into for the week. And trust me, there's always something new that I am obsessed with. Plus, you get access to the BoyToy Audio Note as well!
$10/moThe # 1 CrushHiddenOoh, there's nothing like a crush and now you're mine! in this tier you'll receive everything I'm offering in the The Friend Zone with the added addition of The Dickoupage Project, my visceral dick pic art project that like a dick pic, nobody asked for or wanted. There are currently 69 dicks in the project and it's possible I may start taking submissions going forward. How it works is simple, men send me dick pics and then I write whatever I want to about it, even if there is no mention of the dick, like it's not there and didn't happen. If you want to seriously revel in Avantgarde art, this is for you.
$15/moThe SidepieceHiddenWell, is the year of the sidepiece so this is your time to shine. As my Sidepiece you will receive everything I've offered in my previous tiers PLUS 2 monthly videos from me. Since I don't do a ton of videos in general, you really get to watch me figure out how to be on camera and what a joy that will be for you. Plus, I will get the added stressor of editing it and asking my maestro to create music for it. As I get used to doing these, it's also likely that I'll feature different people in my life in these videos, as well as, BTS content when I do feature them. If I was gonna invest in any tier this would be it. π