$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moThe Patron-Only Blog of Mystery!HiddenA buck a month gets you access to my Patron-only blog, where I'll post about all manner of things at least once a month!
$2/moThe Random Photo!HiddenThis tier gets you the Patron-only blog plus an exclusive random photo at least once a month!
$3/moTerrible Poetry!HiddenAll of the above stuff plus something special (using the term loosely) — I sure as heck can’t write poetry, but I can write the crap out of bad poetry, and you’ll get an exclusive terrible poem every month (even if you beg me to stop)!
$5/moThe Embarrassed Author!HiddenThis level gets you all of the above PLUS videos of yours truly doing dramatic readings of each month’s terrible poem! Utterly horrifying! You'll also get my weekly video journal thingie where I jabber about the whatnot!
$10/moYour Name Here!HiddenAt this tier, you’ll get all of the above (and you’re not getting out of the terrible poetry), plus your name will be listed in the acknowledgments of each and every book I write. You’ll also get cool sneak peeks at works in progress!
$15/moUnsafe On Any Screen!HiddenThis level gets you all of the above, plus occasional secret videos -- don't worry, I promise to wear clothes!
$25/moSigned Paperbacks!HiddenHere you’ll get all of the above plus a signed paperback edition of each new book as they’re published!
$100/moSuch a Character!HiddenI’m only offering a few folks the chance to become Patrons at this level, because here you’ll get all of the above, plus I’ll name a character after you in an upcoming book!