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$5/moClever ColleagueHiddenYour vote will help determine which Absurd questions will be used for upcoming episodes We'll give you a shoutout at the end of an episode when you first subscribePLUS : Trace and Julian will whisper your name while gazing toward a distant sunset. They'll nod (with feeling) to acknowledge and thank you for your supportBONUS : You will feel a comforting satisfaction that even though our jokes are bad, our research is good. Thanks to you, people will learn new, amazing things.
$10/moRidiculous ResearcherHiddenYour vote will help determine future Absurd questions (yay!)Trace or Julian will record a personalized thank you message which you can play for your friends and family (lucky them, right?)We'll give you a shoutout at the end of an episode after you first subscribe and when you hit a milestone like sticking around for 6 months, a year, etc.PLUS : Trace and Julian do the whispering nod thing. (It is really cool looking, trust me on this)AND : Aaron Aarønsen will carve your name into one of his three sticks (author's note: he is fictional)BONUS : You will feel an immense sense of gratification that even though our jokes are bad, our research is good. Thanks to you, people will learn new, amazing things.
$20/moAbsurd AdministratorHiddenYour vote will help determine which Absurd questions we'll answer (help steer the ship!)Trace or Julian will record a personalized thank you message (I am sure your great aunt cannot wait to hear it)Trace or Julian calls you on the phone to say hi and thank you for everything you've ever doneWe'll give you a shoutout at the end of every episode! Every. Single. One.PLUS : Trace and Julian do the whispering nod thing. Everyone is envious of youAND : Aaron Aarønsen carves your name, but with flourish (again, he is fictional.)BONUS : You will feel deep, soothing contentment that even though our jokes are bad, our research is good. Thanks to you, people will learn new, amazing things.
$250/moPreposterous ProducerHiddenWe will give you a shout out as the following: [Your Name Here] of the House Patreon, the First of Your Name, The Ridiculous, Queen of the Absurd, the Reruns and the First Episodes, Queen of Arønsen, Khaleesi of the Great Nerdy Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chain Letters and Mother of Dagrons.ALSO : you will be invited to sit in on live tapings of the show.