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The Beaverton

@thebeavertonTracked since May 2026

Observed Jun 2, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

Open on Patreon

Creating a satirical news empire that makes our enemies tremble.

Paid members1,715

-0.6% past 30 days

Total audience2.5K

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross$13.7K

$6.9K-$20.6K modeled range

Starting price$4/mo

6 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

Patreon is not exposing patron counts by tier for this creator, so this section shows public prices and benefits only.

$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public

$4/moNice CanadianHiddenHelp us remain the fully independent, biting source of satire that Canada desperately needs

$8/moSmug CanadianHiddenHelp us big-city elites become even more annoying as we look down on the world from our luxurious basement apartments.

$16/moHates Canadian Stereotypes CanadianHiddenHelp us publish more cool articles, pay our cool writers more and generally do cool shit like the cool people we are. Cool?

$32/moWearing Shorts In A Snowstorm CanadianHiddenHelp us bring the Podcast back, do a second Dumb Week every year and maybe even start making video content.

$1867/mo'I have too much money' CanadianHiddenLook we know no one is going to sign up for this but it never hurts to ask.

Growth signals — The Beaverton

-0.6%

1,715 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

1.7K1.7K1.7K

May 202624 weeks trackedNow

$13.7K

est. monthly · Low confidence

Estimated gross

$13.8K$13.8K$13.7K

May 202624 weeks trackedNow

The Beaverton1.7K members · $13.7K/mo

Charts only use The Beaverton's observed public history. Closest rivals are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Competitive set

How The Beaverton stacks up against its closest rivals

5 closest rivals by category & size

Rank by paid members#3 of 51K behind Neko Bueno

30-day growth-0.6%Rival growth unavailable

Next to overtake463members behind RAB Thoughts

#CreatorPaid members30-dayEst. gross / movs you

1NBNeko BuenoNews2,760Unavailable$5.5K 1K ahead 2

RAB ThoughtsNews2,178Unavailable$8.7K 463 ahead

3TBThe BeavertonYouNews1,715-0.6%$13.7K—

Richard MedhurstNews1,224Unavailable$4.9K 491 behind 5

SLEG Internal AnalysisNews1,198Unavailable$5.2K 517 behind

Standings cover the closest rivals by category & audience size — vs you shows how far each sits ahead of or behind The Beaverton. Click any rival to open their page.

What they publish

Semantic matches from public profile signals

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The Beaverton

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

How The Beaverton stacks up against its closest rivals

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Semantic matches from public profile signals