$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moGood Behaviour BondHiddenThis one will get you access to the paywalled content. We are reluctant to throw up barriers to you because we love you - but this will make it sustainable over the long term. And if we get enough of these, well, it might just give us more time to devote toward the podcast.
If your patreon ledger is already a bit wide, and you're spread a bit thin - this is the tier for you.
If for any reason you can't afford this, but you really like the show - get in touch and we will sort something out :-)
$10/moHeld On RemandHiddenYou were granted bail, but one of the conditions was that you could no longer listen to the podcast.You not only didn't sign these oppressive bail conditions, but you threw the pen at the magistrate! Classy."Fuck that, I'll stay in here. It's not that bad. I'll start a gofundme and give the money to that Jack fellow."This is the mid-tier supporter level. This shows that you love us - but not THAT much. I mean, come on. Twenty five bucks? Dreaming. We will give you a shout-out in the episode (if you ask for one) and grant you access to anything we end up paywalling. We will follow you on Twitter, if you're on there which means our DMs are wide open for you to say hello, share tips and have a chat. This tier will morph over time and you'll likely end up getting some cool content from it.For now, it's mostly a warm feeling that is 2x warmer than the $5 feeling with a few extra little perks. For now, we are just gonna stay ad-free and free to all - but it costs us in blood, sweat and tears. Shit, it costs me like $15 each episode just in beers. This helps the podcast remain sustainable over the long term. ...and we'll send you a little sticker pack in the mail.
$25/moLife Without ParoleHiddenSelect this tier if you want to stand out from the rest. We will love you (un)conditionally. Helping us financially helps us devote more time to the podcast and give it the attention it deserves.
In this tier we will set up mid month zoom meetings where we can chat about politics, antivaxxers, unique true crime insights (that Jack knows a little TOO well) and just a general big love in.
One lucky lifer will be drawn at random to watch us record. Watch us make regrettable mistakes that are edited later and see how we do what we do.
You'll have a special place in our hearts, right next to the microchip implant. You'll also get a little sticker pack in the mail.
Bonus content will be the same as other tiers. We are very apprehensive about paywalling anything at all! So this one is simply to support us and get a bit of interaction beyond the usual twitter interactions and whatnot.
For those who truly love The Conditional Release Program (and can afford to show it)!