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The Melting Pat

@themeltingpatTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 3, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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creating stuff that makes me feel okay taking your money.

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Paid members
8
0% · 30 days
Total audience
11
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$14

$8–$20 modeled range

Starting price
$1/mo
4 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/mo100-cent friendYou get the podcast a day or two early.
$3/moMelted MoneybagsBonus episodes of the show, access to the group chat, and excerpts from my planned novel.
$100/moWow, that's a lot for meIf you subscribe at this tier, you get these benefits in addition to uncut episodes of the show before the public, and bonus patcasts that are not available anywhere else:We can have a monthly virtual chat.We can talk about how to prepare for your own podcast, how to write music, or whatever else is on your mind. I'll do my best!You can take over the show once a month.I'll edit your episode entirely (so you'll have to give me some notice). You just record it and send me the wav file. The show will go in the main The Melting Pat feed and be the regular episode for that week.I will edit your podcast episodes for you.I'll do the first one so you get an idea of what my style is. Then I will show you how to put together your show.Podcast recording tipsI can show you the different microphones I use to record my show, and demonstrate how you can get decent quality without spending a ton of money.I'll share some song demosIf this is a thing you want, I'll make sure to carve out time to record some music.
Growth signals — The Melting Pat
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8 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
898
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
The Melting Pat8 members · $14/mo

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Where The Melting Pat ranks

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The Melting Pat's estimated gross rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedEstimated grossGap vs The Melting PatFreshness
#3
Check the LocksPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$26$12 moreAug 16, 2026
#4
TheLeafPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
CAD 21Different currenciesAug 3, 2026
#5
Audio AnarchyPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$14Same valueAug 15, 2026
#5
The Melting PatProfilePodcastsEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort
$14ReferenceAug 3, 2026Stale
#7
Another AdventurePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$12$2 fewerAug 15, 2026

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What they publish

Recent posts

404Profile posts8 postsLast month41.7%Members-only

Previews available for 45 of 404 posts

Article Latest postPublic$3 Patron Bonus: Dads Not Feeding Kids

Your bonus today centers on moms who apparently have to send their kid to dad's house for the weekend with three days' worth of meals because reasons. Let me know how you feel about this one!

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$3 Patreon Bonus: Parents Going to PromNo public preview was captured for this post.ArticleyesterdayPublic 0 0$3 bonus patcast - Blocking the AislesNo public preview was captured for this post.ArticleyesterdayPublic 0 0Patreon audio: The Melting Pat Episode 596MENU: A bonus on hiding the president, then I ramble on paying attention to your kids, MySpace coming back, and decorating your dorm room.Article2 days ago at Aug 16 crawl$1 tier & up 0 0A question for Episode 600What is the best technological advancement you've seen in your lifetime?Article5 days ago at Aug 16 crawlPublic 0 0The Melting Pat Episode 595Pat plays music from A While After, then rambles on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.ArticleAugust 8Public 0 0Patreon audio: The Melting Pat Episode 595MENU: A bonus on Taco Bell and people being gullible, then I ramble on easy mode, destroying books, and life advice.ArticleAugust 6$1 tier & up 0 0The Melting Pat Episode 594Pat shares another skill he wishes he had, before getting to our favorite Ben Affleck movies.ArticleAugust 1Public 0 0Patreon audio: The Melting Pat Episode 594Today, you get me rambling on incompetent dads and cosmetic procedures, before I share a fun snippet from a Twitch stream about smoking weed.ArticleJuly 30$1 tier & up 0 0Patreon audio: The Melting Pat Episode 593July 23 Oh hey! Today I share the skills we wish we all had. Original music by me! Crap open a cold one!... patreon TMP593.mp3ArticleJuly 23$1 tier & up 0 0The Melting Pat Episode 592Pat rambles on GTA VI and what its release might mean for gaming as a whole going forward.ArticleJuly 18Public 0 0Patreon audio: The Melting Pat Episode 592Today I ramble on the big Grand Theft Auto news and what it might mean for gaming going forward.ArticleJuly 16$1 tier & up 0 0
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