The Unamused Kraken
@theunamusedkrakenTracked since May 2026
creating music!.
How Patreon Signal reads this profile
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Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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4 paid members · past 30 days
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Where The Unamused Kraken ranks
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs The Unamused Kraken | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  The Live Out Loud FamilyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 4 | Same value | Aug 16, 2026 |
| #1 |  The SnoozeWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 4 | Same value | Aug 16, 2026 |
| #1 | The Unamused KrakenProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 4 | Reference | Aug 16, 2026Stale |
| #1 |  TheSloumWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 4 | Same value | Aug 16, 2026 |
| #1 |  香港人的小黃書 The Yellow GuideWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 4 | Same value | Aug 16, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around The Unamused Kraken; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
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