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Rowan Kaiser - TOTAL MASSACRE
@totalmassacreTracked since May 2026
Observed Aug 4, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
creating action movie podcasts.
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Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.
Paid members
21
−4.5% · 30 days
Total audience
59
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$157
Starting price
$10/mo
3 membership tiers
Membership tiers
Where the 53 observed tier members sit
$071.7%$1028.3%
Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/moFree3871.7% of observed tier members
$10/moTalk Your Talk1528.3% of observed tier members
$30/moShoot Your Shot00% of observed tier members
Growth signals — Rowan Kaiser
−4.5%
Membership21 paid members · past 30 days
222221
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
Rowan Kaiser21 members · $157/mo
The chart only uses Rowan Kaiser's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Creator comparisons
5 creators shownWhere Rowan Kaiser ranks
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Paid members in Recommended cohort
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Rowan Kaiser | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #2 |  SazzShyPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 22 | 1 more | Aug 4, 2026 |
| #4 |  Fun Korean with 고구마PodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 21 | Same value | Aug 4, 2026 |
| #4 | Rowan Kaiser - TOTAL MASSACREProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 21 | Reference | Aug 4, 2026Stale |
| #6 |  CatebiPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 19 | 2 fewer | Aug 4, 2026 |
| #6 |  Cultured CrusaderPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 19 | 2 fewer | Aug 4, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Rowan Kaiser; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
What they publish
Recent posts
38Profile posts0 postsLast month25%Members-only
Previews available for 25 of 38 posts
Image Latest post$10 tier & upimage1.jpgHi friends! Just a quick update on TOTAL MASSACRE!...
Nov 28, 2023 0 likes 0 commentsJune funHello friends! Total Massacre had a strong June. We covered some classic action movies, including our first Mission Impossible with Ghost Protocol and 1979's grimy NYC adventure The Warriors. We also continued to example the overlap of Hong Kong with Hollywood, with one of Jet Li's attempts at American stardom in Romeo Must Die, and one of Jackie Chan's HK swansongs, the wild martial arts extravaganza Drunken Master 2. Give a listen!ImageJul 2, 2021Public 0 0GhostingTOTAL MASSACRE is going to Dubai! This week we're doing to MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL, as pure of a movie as you can find anywhere. Guests Christy Admiraal and Stella SaccoArticleJun 4, 2021Public 0 3TOTAL RENOVATION!Welcome to the new TOTAL MASSACRE Patreon! Total Massacre is an action movie podcast hosted by Rowan Kaiser and starring all of her friends like Keanu, Arnold, Tony, and Charlize.ArticleMay 19, 2021Public 0 0RebuildingHello friends, a quick note that next month -- in May -- I will rebuilding this page to focus on my new action movie podcast, TOTAL MASSACRE. This is currently where I'm focusing a lot of my critical and productive energy, so supporting that will still be supporting me, Rowan Kaiser. It'll just be in a more specific way.ArticleApr 29, 2021Public 0 0Good(ish) news, everyone!I got information that I should get the lost paycheck in the next couple of days, which would get to me at the same time as any Patreon money anyway. That, plus an inability to write as quickly as I wanted, means y'all are off the hook.ArticleOct 1, 2019Public 0 0September updateQuick update that due to extremely annoying financial bullshit from people paying me, I'm going to be resurrecting this Patreon, barring an email tonight that tells me payment will be arriving imminently. Fortunately, I still have that second Veronica Mars piece I needed to get out.ArticleSep 29, 2019Public 0 0View 0 commentsVeronica Mars’ Shock Twist Betrayed its Themes, Fans, and CharactersArticleAug 1, 2019$10 tier & up 0 0We Used To Be FriendsTwo things have me using the Patreon again this month: my current financial situation is not great, and I have very strong opinions about what happened at the end of the last season of Veronica Mars. VERY strong opinions.ArticleJul 25, 2019Public 0 0If you want to know where Game of Thrones came from,Hi patrons, I've updated and published three excerpts from my book that were cut from the final product. The link above is the first, on the television shows that helped to pave the way for Game of Thrones.ArticleMay 28, 2019Public 0 0ResurrectionHi everyone, just a warning that I'm planning on resurrecting this Patreon, at least for this month. I am both short on money, and high on Game of Thrones-related content.ArticleMay 22, 2019Public 0 0View 0 commentsNo April post Apr 30, 2017ArticleApr 30, 2017$10 tier & up 0 0
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