$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moFriend of the PodcastHiddenSelecting this tier means you are supporting the podcast and you also get added to my personal mailing list which means you'll get the occasional surprise postcard or note in the mail because I love sending mail. I also love getting mail, probably that's why I love sending it.
$6/moFriend of the Podcast with BenefitsHiddenThis benefits tier gets you the occasional postcard or piece of mail, plus every quarter an actual mail drop of something that I have created myself. It might be a half pint of strawberry jam, or it could be a sheet of stickers for your computer or your water bottle, or maybe it is some spiced pecans.
$10/moSuperFriend of the Podcast with BenefitsHiddenYou know how much I love strawberries so you know this is a good tier.
This benefit gets you all the goodies of the previous ones, plus you get Patreon shoutouts all over the damn place. I'll even shout out your favorite OTHER podcasts as long as it isn't something horrible.
AND, you'll get a secret PATREON LEVEL ONLY podcast each month and it could be on anything and you are welcome to make suggestions for topics!
$25/moFriends of FatnissHiddenThe benefit here is that I will respond to your needs. Do you need me to send your ailing auntie a newsy get well card? I can do that. You want me to try out your family recipe on a live and talk about it? Do you need me to troubleshoot your printer problem? Do you need Ben to play Words With Friends with you? I can make that happen. At this level we have a relationship where you tell me how I can help you and we figure it out! In addition you get one very special award--your very own emotional support hippo, which you know all about (or will know all about) if you've been following me on Twitter for a while. Emotional Support hippo does not come with their own emotional support giraffe however. Plus you get all the other benefits.