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Two Thangs

@twothangsTracked since May 2026

Observed Jul 28, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

Acrylic Paintings.

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Paid members
44
2.3% · 30 days
Total audience
105
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$88

$44–$132 modeled range

Starting price
$1/mo
8 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moAlex Katz LevelYou're officially a patron and will receive one very thankful virtual hug. You get first access to completed Two Thangs paintings without a watermark every time a new painting is completed.One free ink drawing as a part of the Patreon Sketchathon every year. I'll call for ideas in the spring and you'll probably get your sketch in the fall but you can get one free sketch of whatever two ideas you can come up with a year. Then we have a fun contest to see which one people like the most online.
$3/moBarbara Kruger LevelAll previous reward tiersBehind the scenes access: When I'm in the studio working, I'll post "In Progress Photos" to see how the paintings are shaping up so you can follow alongWhen I do multiple sketches for a new painting, you'll get to see them allVoting on which sketch YOU like the best
$5/moLitchenstein LevelAll previous reward tiersYou get a postcard in the mail every month with a Two Thangs painting on itFeedback! I come to the community to ask for feedback on certain decisions. As part of this reward tier you'll get to pick which next free-blog topic I'll tackle and sometimes choose which painting gets done nextAccess to the Travel Blog. I travel a lot and I write about where I go with tips and tricks on how to do it the Two Thangs way
$10/moWarhol LevelAll previous reward tiersFour people at this level and above will get a free 20x24 painting every year! They will be chosen at random and you'll be contacted to start your painting. I've given away 30+ free paintings on Patreon over the years and you could be one of them You also get access to a private blog by the artist where he breaks down his favorite parts about each completed painting and profiles contemporary artists and why they're important from the eyes of another creator. Brush up on your art history and theory! There is a hefty back catalogue of blogs to look throughYou get access to a monthly studio live hang. I'll set the date and provide a private link and you can zoom in
$25/moBasquiat LevelAll previous reward tiersTwo Thangs Packages! You get free limited edition and sometimes one of a kind paintings and merch when available! I'll be putting things up for grabs on the Patreon at this level and all you have to do is grab itVIP DISCOUNTS! You also get the BIG DISCOUNTS. 40% off any original painting based on an already completed sketch, free shipping on all products from the store or paintings, 15% off of your custom paintingsT-shirts when you want them! At any time you can request a Two Thangs painting on a t-shirt and I'll get one made for you. You just pay $15 plus shippingYou also get included in the Thanks for any book or published material I make. Forever! Even if you drop off of this tier at some point.
$50/moJean Debuffet LevelAll previous reward tiersThis tier is for skype art lessons for children. Your child (or children) would get two scheduled 15-30 min lessons during the month teaching them about how to draw, paint and look at art. I've taught children from the age of 5 onward but specialize in teenage art lessonsDouble entries into any free painting contest
$100/moGod of the Arts LevelAll previous Tier AwardsEvery month, you'll receive a 2 hour credit to be used for a Skype session(s) for lessons in drawing, painting, watercolor, art theory or color theory from Matthew Brennan IV. Received specialized instruction and feedback on your art or begin a path on art Tripple entries into any contest
Growth signals — Two Thangs
+2.3%

44 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
444342
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
Two Thangs44 members · $88/mo

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Creator comparisons

Where Two Thangs ranks

5 creators shown
#48 of 9 cohort creators measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort

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Two Thangs's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedPaid membersGap vs Two ThangsFreshness
#2
Daniel MaidmanWritingContent relevance + business context
144100 moreJul 31, 2026
#3
iPokeWritingContent relevance + business context
9551 moreJul 21, 2026Stale
#4
Two ThangsProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort
44ReferenceJul 28, 2026Stale
#5
Aaron WoodWritingContent relevance + business context
1034 fewerAug 5, 2026
#6
Alee Groce ArtWritingContent relevance + business context
242 fewerJul 21, 2026Stale

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