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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$2/moElfHiddenYou understand that Christmas is about giving but mainly about getting. You'll get:
* Access to the monthly patron-only podcast throughout the year.
* Access to patron-only posts and updates.
* A thank you on the blog and podcast.
* Occasional real-world surprises.
$5/moYule GoatHiddenYou're cooler than a reindeer. You're a goat, the one who really keeps things running and carries the biggest holiday load. You'll get everything in the Elf level plus:
* Actual holiday cards mailed to you on major holidays and a few minor ones I happen to think are important. (US only. UK or others -- we can figure something out.)
* A social media blitz where I dedicate a classic holiday card to you. I will publicly declare that henceforth, this card belongs to you and you alone, copyright/trademark be damned! (Comes with a story about you and your card.)
* Input on topics and segments for the podcast.
$100/moThe True Spirit of ChristmasHiddenYou probably don't exist. But if you do, you'll get all of the Krampus level gifts and the following:
* I'll handle your Christmas cards to friends and family (up to 150). You provide addresses -- I do the rest. (Must start tier by September of the year and maintain for at least three months.)
* Actual vintage cards from my collection on special occasions.
* My thanks but also confusion about why you'd spend so much on a podcast.
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Weird Christmas5 members · $17.5/mo
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