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$3/moBASED PITVIPERSHiddenYou never take the primrose path, you know life is about concocting obstacles to overcome and fabricating novel ways to play the victim.You would never forfeit your beliefs for intimacy, and would happily die alone in the pursuit of being based.You're happy to provide a small contribution to ensure others shun a life of pleasure and ease.
$5/moALL YOU DO IS HELPHiddenThe world's collapsing and you're fired up, you've been prepping on the sly, eager to left right good night some deep state gronks and usher in a golden era.Sometimes your emotions get the better of you and screaming feels like your only respite.You know anger management classes are a waste of time, given the looming apocalypse, so you use the money to fund your local independent media outlet.
$10/moPROPAGANDA, DARLINGHiddenYou're a truth seeker, because no empirical evidence should get in the way of a good story. Trauma has curated your values, but that won't stop you from bringing everyone else down with you. Probably the best cook, but the most cooked. You know the only way to win this war is through sinister financial dealings and bad faith propaganda, which is why you're here to support raw, sincere and independent journalism.
$25/moWAKE UP THE ANTSHiddenThe grasshoppers are in control - backed by corporate greed, stolen wealth and nefarious media conglomerates.IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP THE ANTS.You understand the only resistance is a well-funded resistance, and you're prepared to bankroll raw, uncensored and sincere, independent journalism.