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You Can't Scare Me!

@youcantscaremeTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 7, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
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creating A Goosebumps Podcast.

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Paid members
19
0% · 30 days
Total audience
66
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$72
Starting price
$3/mo
2 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Where the 66 observed tier members sit

$071.2%$328.8%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree4771.2% of observed tier members
$3/moSupporter1928.8% of observed tier members
Growth signals — You Can't Scare Me!
0%

19 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
192019
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
You Can't Scare Me!19 members · $72/mo

The chart only uses You Can't Scare Me!'s observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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Ranking data · includes stale rows
You Can't Scare Me!'s paid members rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedPaid membersGap vs You Can't Scare Me!Freshness
#1
Down Order PodcastPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
19Same valueAug 7, 2026
#1
drake-rexPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
19Same valueAug 7, 2026
#1
You Can't Scare Me!ProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort
19ReferenceAug 7, 2026Stale
#4
Double Entendre PodPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
181 fewerAug 7, 2026
#4
Seth HeasleyPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
181 fewerAug 7, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around You Can't Scare Me!; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

29Profile posts2 postsLast month0%Members-only

Previews available for 27 of 29 posts

Audio Latest postPublicGoosebumps The Musical

Don't be such a donut! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon plays fart.mp3, Mario catches a killer brown-handed, and Bob finds a new iPhone case!

Yesterday at Aug 7 crawl 0 likes 0 comments
Phantom of the AuditoriumI’m da Phantom baby! On this episode of YCSM, Mario forgets about anime, Bob injects Knuckles, and Brandon performs a musical number!AudioJuly 7Public 0 1Return of the MummyNOT a scarab! On this episode of YCSM, Bob dies, Mario spit-takes, and Brandon tests his audio levels!AudioApril 27Public 0 0Ghost BeachPeace be with you and this is podracing! On this episode of YCSM, Devious Vacuum is full of loose soda, Brandon thinks about Iori Yagami, Bob wonders what mako tastes like, and Mario embraces being a huge weird pervert!AudioMarch 15Public 0 0More & More & More Tales to Give You GoosebumpsMerry Christmas! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon goes caroling, Mario loves his dog, and Bob gives the gift of editing! Merry Christmas!AudioDec 25, 2025Public 0 0Go Eat Worms!I’m don’t love it! On this episode of YCSM, Mario calls RFK Jr an idiot to his face (not a joke), Bob learns every way to pronounce “papier-mâché”, and Brandon struggles to pronounce “Jacobus” correctly!AudioDec 4, 2025Public 0 0The Scarecrow Walks at MidnightIt’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, Bob uses examples for credit, Brandon becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and Mario’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!AudioOct 31, 2025Public 0 2Deep TroubleWater in the fire WHY?! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gets caught up in the crossfire, Bob steps on some fire coral, and Mario discovers Cthulhu!AudioOct 13, 2025Public 0 0The Goosebumps 2023 TV Series - Eps 1 and 2We need that Heimlich! On this special bonus episode of YCSM, Mario jams on an egg sandwich, Brandon says goodbye to Ganon, and Bob rots in hell!AudioSep 13, 2025Public 0 0Monster Blood IICuddles, no! On this episode of YCSM, Mario gives expert testimony, Bob deploys Fart_with_Reverb.mp3, and Brandon rewrites Goosebumps in iambic pentameter!AudioAug 9, 2025Public 0 0Why I'm Afraid of BeesR.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!AudioJun 16, 2025Public 0 2One Day at HorrorLandIt's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs!Audiotoday at Aug 7 crawlPublic 0 6
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