Membership tiers
Where the 711 observed tier members sit $0 90.6%
$0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 644 90.6% of observed tier members
$2/mo Darling Derek 12 1.7% of observed tier members
$5/mo Sweet Sally 33 4.6% of observed tier members
$10/mo Generous Gerald 17 2.4% of observed tier members
$20/mo A Very Nice Uncle 5 0.7% of observed tier members
What they publish
Recent posts 401 Profile posts 8 posts Last month 100% Members-only
Captured 14 distinct previews versus 401 public posts, with 5 rows in the latest crawl.
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