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Zelph On The Shelf

@zelphontheshelfTracked since May 2026

Observed Jul 16, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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Mostly hard-hitting analysis of niche psychodramatic fiction.

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Paid members

457

−2.6% · 30 days

Total audience

1,636

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$4.6K

$2.3K–$6.9K modeled range

Starting price

$5/mo

5 membership tiers

Membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$5/moThe little guyHelp us keep our pillowcase-covered lights on!

$10/moSuggested donationThese are just suggested donation tiers, you can pledge any amount and get access to everything! (DEMOCRATIZE STUPID MORMON FICTION)

$25/moThe middle childEvery time someone subscribes to this tier, a middle child is blessed. Don't ask us about the mechanics or the fact that neither of us are middle children, this is just a marketing strategy ok?

$100/moChange lives, not Jesus' stock portfolioAgain, this is just a suggestion box--you can pledge any amount you want! This tier is for the financially stable 9% who aren't paying tithing anymore. It doesn't enrich any homophobic billionaires and oh god please help us we used to have real jobs and 401ks and now everything costs too much and it's scary

Growth signals — Zelph On The Shelf

−2.6%

457 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

474465456

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Zelph On The Shelf457 members · $4.6K/mo

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Zelph On The Shelf's total audience rank in Content & vibe cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Total audience	Gap vs Zelph On The Shelf	Freshness
#1	The Scathing AtheistPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	5,329	3.7K more	Aug 7, 2026
#2	Data Over Dogma PodcastPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	2,849	1.2K more	Aug 3, 2026
#3	Zelph On The ShelfProfilePodcastsTotal audience position in Content & vibe cohort	1,636	Reference	Jul 16, 2026Stale
#4	Planet HeatherPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	911	725 fewer	Aug 4, 2026
#5	Nathan MonkPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	843	793 fewer	Aug 1, 2026

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What they publish

Recent posts

216Profile posts1 postLast month91.7%Members-only

Previews available for 28 of 216 posts

Article Latest post$5 tier & upHarvest moon tonight, queen? (Episode two)

April 2 Unlock with membership Buy post $5 27 13 Share Gift

April 2 27 likes 13 comments

Feeling rejected and unknown by familyJanuary 19 Unlock with membership Buy post $5 19 9 Share GiftArticleJanuary 19$5 tier & up 19 9 Bryan Johnson’s erotica AMPS UP (we’re so sorry)January 12 Unlock with membership Buy post $5 16 9 Share GiftArticleJanuary 12$5 tier & up 16 9 RETURN OF THE CRONE (NOT GAIL THE OTHER ONE)July 26ArticleJuly 26$5 tier & up 15 6 Schrödinger's GailJuly 9ArticleJuly 9$5 tier & up 19 4 It’s ALL nutrient deficienciesJune 30ArticleJune 30$5 tier & up 20 7 Can men and women platonically read smut together??June 10ArticleJune 10$5 tier & up 17 15 Two Priests, No Vegetables, YAYJune 3ArticleJune 3$5 tier & up 21 3 That wind is your WIFE (Episode five)May 22ArticleMay 22$5 tier & up 18 11 Two Frogs, One Simmering Soup... (Episode four)May 4ArticleMay 4$5 tier & up 17 8 The Devastating Textures of Form (Episode three)April 24ArticleApril 24$5 tier & up 19 6 Reading Veggie Tales Smut (Episode one)You can tell a lot about a couple of priests by how they share a desk. Also sorry to all brunettes; you didn’t ask to be born.ArticleMarch 18Public 0 9

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