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@zenzerkerTracked since May 2026
Observed Aug 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
creating smutty stories.
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Paid members
106
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
323
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$928
$530–$1.3K modeled range
Starting price
$5/mo
4 membership tiers
Membership tiers
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$5/moEnthusiastThis is the simplest way to read my new stuff.As a member of this tier, you have access to my NEW STORIES. I try to post a new chapter every month, but the more realistic schedule is a new chapter every other month.Of course, once you are a member of this tier, you also get access to all the ARCHIVED STORIES, meaning all the stories I previously posted in this tier, and that's a bunch of stuff!Considering that I've been writing here for six years, churning out a new story each month for the first five years and then, after a short break, resuming a the rate of at least a new story every other month, this means a total of around 60 chapters from various story lines only available here!That's quite an archive, and it's still growing with every new chapter, and you get access to it for just $5 a month!Also, by joining this tier you get ONE VOTE in polls.
$10/moSupporterThis tier is a step up from the basic membership.You'll get all the benefits of the $5 tier (getting to read my NEW STORIES and accessing all the ARCHIVED STORIES) but you'll also get to read the new stuff earlier, through the PREVIEWS that I offer for this tier or higher ones before the new story is posted in full.Previews are not-yet-fully-polished versions of an upcoming story, so they are a bit rougher than the final draft, obviously, but they are readable earlier, as long as you belong to this tier!Also, by joining this tier you get TWO VOTES in polls.
$25/moConnoisseurThis is the real juicy one...Of course, by joining this tier you get all the perks from all lower tiers (meaning access to NEW STORIES, tons of ARCHIVED STORIES, PREVIEWS from upcoming new chapters, plus not just two but THREE VOTES in polls) and, most importantly you also get something specific and exclusive to this glorious tier: VIGNETTES!Yes, here you get full access to all VIGNETTES posted so far. Vignettes are, basically, shorter stories (around 6000 words or so) with less plot and focused around a specific scene, featuring characters from one of my stories. Unlike the standard new chapters, all vignettes are non-canon, meaning that they don't belong to the official plot of their respective series. You could say that vignettes exist in a parallel universe of sorts. They are outtakes, behind the scenes material, or extra bonus content, if you will, and they do not in any way impact the official events described in the story lines as they appear in the main chapters.Similarly, unlike the official chapters, vignettes will NOT be posted every month. There is no posting schedule planned for vignettes: I will simply write them and post them whenever I have the time to do so. I will try to add one every other month, that is my goal, ideally, but it is possible that I won't pull it off, or it might take me three or four months to post a new one. I just don't know how much time I can devote to writing extra stuff, and my priority is and always will be to post a new chapter every
Growth signals: ZenZerker
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Membership106 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
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May 202616 weeks trackedNow
ZenZerker106 members · $928/mo
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| Not ranked | ZenZerkerProfileWriting30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort | 0 | Reference | Aug 20, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  FibaroWritingContent relevance + business context | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  GrimbousWritingContent relevance + business context | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 18, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Griz T. OrcUncategorizedContent relevance + business context | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 22, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  BlackmarchWritingContent relevance + business context | 30-day comparison unavailable | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
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Article Latest post$5 tier & upUpdates!So, I've been working on AOHCR Ch. 18 and, after a bit of a lull, things are finally progressing well!...
Yesterday at Aug 20 crawl 0 likes 0 commentsAOHCR Ch. 18 is in the works!So, having more or less gotten over the worse of my disappointment in myself for spending the last couple of months working on a parody that I ended up choosing not to post in the end, I've finally started writing the new AOHCR chapter!...ImageJuly 22$5 tier & up 5 2Update, or rather, second thoughts...Soooo, in my naive enthusiasm, my only concern as regards the writing of smutty parodies was about writing a fun one. Simple enough, right? Wrong! ...ArticleJuly 12$5 tier & up 0 0The Big Dong Theory Ch. 1Okay, it's officially ready: here's the first episode of my first smutty parody of a TV show!...ArticleJuly 12$5 tier & up 0 0Full Preview of The Big Dong Theory Ch. 1July 7 Alright, let's get this started!...ArticleJuly 7$5 tier & up 0 0Update!Just checking in real quick to let you all know that I've almost finished the first and hardest round of editing on the new The Big Bang Theory smutty parody I mentioned recently! ...ArticleJuly 5$5 tier & up 0 0Updates, plus a little surprise!June 20 So, here's a funny story... ...ArticleJune 20$5 tier & up 0 0Survey: plot points for AOHCR Ch. 18!May 21ArticleMay 21$5 tier & up 3 3Next project: AOHCR Ch. 18!So yeah, like the title says: I've officially decided that the next story I write is going to be An Offer He Can't Refuse Ch. 18!...ArticleMay 17$5 tier & up 0 0AOHCR survey results!So, apparently a lot of you want me to keep going and write another AOHCR episode right away! ...ArticleMay 5$5 tier & up 6 2Survey: more AOHCR?So, now that An Offer He Can't Refuse Ch. 17 has been out for a while, it's time to start thinking about the next story!...ImageApril 26$5 tier & up 0 0An Offer He Can't Refuse Ch. 17As promised, here's the new chapter, all 23k words of it in one big chunky piece!...ArticleApril 3$5 tier & up 6 1
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