$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moLil' ButtholeHiddenOne dollar will get you our praise and thanks. We love you!
$5/moButtholeHiddenFive dollars gets you access to our Patreon exclusive video podcast: YOUR High School CD Reviews, where we do a longer deep dive into lots of different albums. Plus all our other exclusive videos and demos.
AND you'll get to see every video we make before it goes public! Maybe it will be a day early, maybe only a few hours, but you get bragging rights, folks!
$10/moBig ButtholeHiddenTen dollars gets you to praise and thanks, access to our Patreon exclusive podcast, and links to exclusive demos for tracks including ones we've never performed! PLUS a limited-run patch.
AND you'll get to see every video we make before it goes public! Maybe it will be a day early, maybe only a few hours, but you get bragging rights, folks!
$25/moBigger ButtholeHiddenTwenty five dollars gets you to praise and thanks, access to our Patreon exclusive podcast, and links to exclusive demos for tracks including ones we've never performed! PLUS an exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night t-shirt.
AND you'll get to see every video we make before it goes public! Maybe it will be a day early, maybe only a few hours, but you get bragging rights, folks!
$50/moGiant ButtholeHiddenFifty dollars gets you to praise and thanks, access to our Patreon exclusive podcast, and links to exclusive demos for tracks including ones we've never performed! Plus, the exclusive patch, the t shirt, and we'll record a video of Gwarsenio roasting you and send it you to keep. Plus you get to request an album for us to do a deep dive on for YOUR High School CD Reviews.
AND you'll get to see every video we make before it goes public! Maybe it will be a day early, maybe only a few hours, but you get bragging rights, folks!
(You must be a Patreon for two paid months minimum to get custom video content. That crap takes forever to make, dude.)
$100/moOur Biggest ButtholeHiddenOne Hundred dollars gets you everything on this whole page, plus Gwarsenio will record a cover of your favorite song with or without changing all the words to be about spaghetti AND You'll get a video of him singing it.
(You must be a Patreon for two paid months minimum to get custom video content. That crap takes forever to make, dude.)