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Absolute Unit
@AbsoluteUnitTracked since May 2026
creating Videos 4u ;^).
Observed Aug 18, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
321
6.7% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
921
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$321
Starting price
$1/mo
2 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$1/moBro-tierYou are a total bro, man.
Growth signals: Absolute Unit
+6.7%
Membership321 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
321295269
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Absolute Unit321 members · $321/mo
The chart only uses Absolute Unit's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where Absolute Unit ranks
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Absolute Unit | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #4 |  NoodleVideoContent relevance + business context | 444 | 123 more | Aug 26, 2026 |
| #5 |  Ro RamdinVideoContent relevance + business context | 400 | 79 more | Aug 19, 2026 |
| #6 |  Absolute UnitProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 321 | Reference | Aug 18, 2026Stale |
| #7 |  Aidan WalkerPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 27 | 294 fewer | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #8 |  AishyoPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 18 | 303 fewer | Aug 23, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Absolute Unit; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish53Profile posts1 postLast month33.3%Members-only
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