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This collection features an updated version of my first long-form collection of poems. These are the pieces I performed and over-performed at poetry slams from 1998 to 2012. Made at the request of Melissa Newman-Evans (who also designed the front and back cover photos), who in 2011 said "You know what I'd like? A book with all your slam poem hits, say ... 300 pages worth." I have since edited out some poems I thought didn't represent the type of person I was striving to be, and cut out several stanzas because I felt I overwrote them to be about three minutes (the length of a poem allowed during most slam competitions). If you heard me p Audio decade. 0 24 Hour Feature, Hour 1: Greatest Hits 2013-2024 54:14
24 Hour Feature, Hour 1: Greatest Hits 2013-2024
The first hour of my October 25th 24 Hour Poetry Show features some of the most requested poems I've written in the last decade. 0:00 - What's Right? What's Left? 4:10 - Parole With The Punches 7:24 - I Kept Wishing For My Grandfather's Death But It Was Always His Wives Who Kept Dying 10:41 - I Have An Exclusive Romantic Relationship With Not Having To Make Important Decisions... 14:38 - What Are Faggots Made Of? 18:54 - Whales With Legs 27:08 - Fun Facts 29:19 - Outback In My Neighborhood 31:28 - Hello I Wrote A Song For You Called Welcome To The Jungle 35:11 - Twenty Questions I Desperately Want Answered 40:38 - Appreciation 44:51 - Co Audio decade. 0 X-Men Silver Age Headcanon Recent posts
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