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Aliens Read My Diary
@AliensReadMyDiaryTracked since May 2026
creating A Diary & Artist Books.
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6 membership tiers
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$1/moTeen Angst"The more I sit here and think the more complicated things become."That really is the first sentence in my first volume. My privacy is now partly in your hands, so if you want to see the crazy, you have to at least give me a buck a month. This gives you access to the Patron only feed. Also, you get my pledge that anything published on the Patron only feed will not be published on any other platform unless my patrons all agree it needs to be exposed like a flasher at a sporting event.
$3/moOver 21"So I'm moving back in with my parents." Adulting is hard and no one teaches you the stuff you really need to know. All the Teen Angst but now they let you drink legally. Want to know more about an entry? You get to ask me. I might actually remember (or finally admit) some unincluded detail and publish it to the patron only feed. You will also get credit for being a curious (or prying) patron in the new post.
$5/mo30 Something"Both kids went straight to bed when we got home.'
You survived Teen Angst and know how to drink responsibly (I hope.) Now, you finally got a moment to yourself. Just let the dishes soak and veg out in front of the history channel for a while.
Pick a date some time between 12/28/1981 and a year ago. If there is an entry for that date and it won't cause a libel suit or eternal internet infamy, I'll publish it in the parton only feed. If you want, I'll even let people know why you asked about that date.
Or you can request a transcription of a handwritten entry with corrected spellings and some attempt at decent English grammar.
$10/moFlexible TruthsIf you are old enough to remember the book-of-the-month clubs then you know how this works. Every month I will send you a handmade, flexagon book of my choice.
Flexagons are small books that are assembled from a single sheet of paper so that the pages are turned by folding and unfolding the book in an endless repeating loop.
This Flexable Truths series is being created from me foraging though my past journals for the witty bits, pairing them with photographs I've taken while wandering about, mostly in the woods. Expect lots of mushroom pictures and closeups of tree bark patterns, along with the occational swear word.
$20/moSinging Satisfaction when I’m 45."I hit the snooze alarm for an hour this morning." You managed to survive long enough to realize the teen angst is now your Karma. All the previous levels are yours and you can save me from buying journaling prompt books. I'll write a diary entry on a topic you suggest, and you get to decide if I publish it in the patron's only feed or keep it between you and me.
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Article Latest post$1 tier & upVolume 215 Inscription pageLatest post Locked Volume 215 Inscription page August 17
August 17 0 likes 0 commentsVolume 297I had fun at ReaderCon & I've finished reading Existential Kink, by Carolyn Elliott, PhD. So this time, foraging in my collage stash, thereArticleAugust 10Public 0 0Before & After & LeftoversI've been repairing some vintage WPA era State guide books for a client. Lots of broken joints on the inside covers, but because of the mapsArticleJuly 16Public 0 0
Sharpening My Sharpening Skills & My First PrideLocked Sharpening My Sharpening Skills & My First Pride June 18ArticleJune 18$1 tier & up 0 0
The Lusty Goddess of CheeseLocked The Lusty Goddess of Cheese May 15 2ArticleMay 15$1 tier & up 0 0
Volume 296This is the inscription page for this next volume. Since I don't have titles because I have no idea what I will write in a volume, I neededArticleMay 13Public 0 0I make, fill, and box big books.This is volume #203. Each square on my cutting map is an inch. The cover cloth on this volume is an upholstery fabric I designed when I wasArticleMay 13$1 tier & up 0 0
Never quite what I intend...Locked Never quite what I intend... April 21ArticleApril 21$1 tier & up 0 0
292 Volumes: it's a lot.Locked 292 Volumes: it's a lot. Oct 23, 2025 1ArticleOct 23, 2025$1 tier & up 0 0
I Entrusted Three Volumes To Someone ElseThe theme of this show was such a juicy conceptual hook for me, I couldn't resist taking the bait. I am at North Bennet Street School now bArticleMay 3, 2024Public 0 0
FeaturedSo I tried this thing and it worked way better than expected. Which means I now have a new iPad and can functionally get back to trying thisArticleFeb 13, 2018Public 0 0I make, fill, and box big books.This is volume #203. Each square on my cutting map is an inch. The cover cloth on this volume is an upholstery fabric I designed when I wasArticleApril 30Public 0 0Research actions
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