$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moThe Yellow Stained ProphetHiddenDoomed to forever wander outside of the trap house, you have accepted the golden truth. You keep the piss moat flowing and the word of the trap house spreading. The trap house blesses you for your contribution.
$5/moThe Dripping DenizenHiddenThey have swam through the piss moat and crawled their way into the trap house. The prolonged swim through the putrid waste has forever made them feel damp to the touch and leave a steamy trail of stink wherever they meander. While the may not be allowed upstairs they are fully anointed upon entering the trap house.
$10/moDominus of DischargeHiddenNo longer will you live as an underling on the first floor fighting for narcotics and the last bit of a crusty substance still left on the floor. You will live a joyous life, soaked, stinky, and never wanting. What you produce and sell in these jars will fuel the trap house and you will be forever loved.
$20/moDisciple of the Eterni-tittyHiddenMortals know not what you have experienced. Touched by a trap house deity, you now see the truth. The milk of life has soaked your tongue and the Eterni-titty speaks through you. Mother Tiddy shows herself to you in everything and you share this beautiful knowledge with all of those who follow the trap house. Through you, we find salvation and salivation.
$50/moHole ReaperHiddenA true Hole Reaper never speaks of what they see inside, they only consume. Never satisfied you will continue your hunt for hole for as long as you draw breath and the trap house will forever be your place of rest. Be blessed, for you are chosen.
$100/moDegenerate RoyaltyHiddenYou have reached the pinnacle of degeneracy, you swim in the piss filled moat of the trap house, you bathe in the feet sweat of Justins wenchs, you are fabled in the book of the ATH. Look down your nose at all who pass by the trap house for they are beneath you.(No more than a few sentences long for the review please. Maybe even do a Haiku for the review.)
