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THE BLACK PANTS LEGION
@BPLTEXTracked since May 2026
Creating Youtube Foolishness and Whimsical Nonsense.
Observed Aug 25, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Starting price
$1/mo
8 membership tiers
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moINTERN TIERA whole dollar's worth of coffee keeps me in terrible coffee, but productive. So thank you.
I'll appreciate you as much as I do my rotgut coffee.
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$5/moCONCERNED SPONSORSFive whole dollars gives me reason to appreciate life. Namely, I'll put your name down as a 'official sponsor of the BPL' when I remember to do the credits.
Hey, at least its better than going out and buying yourself a pack of smokes.
Can you even buy smokes for under a fiver anymore?
Dont smoke. Its bad.
But this is five dollars. You can be a cheeseburger or two for this in the developed world. Please, weigh if you want to do this. This is Cheeseburger money. CHEESEBURGER MONEY.
YOU ARE DENYING YOURSELF A CHEESEBURGER BY DOING THIS.
RECONSIDER.
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$10/moASSOCIATE PRODUCEROkay, I'll add you in the credits as an "Associate Producer". You can then lie to your friends and family saying you have producer credits. Just don't show them the video or you'll lose your credibility. Okay?
Please reconsider giving me ten dollars a month. I'll feel guilty. That's a lot of gum, or even a handle of rum if you have no taste. Lot of money to a fool like me.
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$25/moCO - PRODUCERI'll add your name on as "Co-Producer" when I remember to do the titles. Which is sometimes. Maybe. It's not a great reward but hey, Im not a great channel!
Look, 25 bucks a month is like, a decent steak and some fixins. It's potentially a lot of things now that I think of it. Some ammo maybe, or a few big bags of coffee. You can treat yourself nice with 25 bucks. Maybe really reconsider. This will be used badly by myself. Trust me. I can drink 25 bucks of whiskey in a sitting.
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$50/moPRODUCER TIERThis is stupid. Don't give strangers on the internet this much money. I might just be buying rolls of tin-foil and making hats for cats. You're funding this foolishness!
Okay. You want something? Fine. I'll credit you as 'Producer' if you can really, truly fathom this worth your money. When I remember to do the credits that is.
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Otherwise I'm going to use EXACTLY that. Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$75/moEXECUTIVE PRODUCEROkay, giving this much is fairly insane and shouldn't be done. Please spend your money on your own bills, children, debt-collectors and loan sharks before giving this to me. Seriously. Its dangerous. DANGEROUS!
Oh, I'll credit you in the Credits as whatever the hell you want. Make something up that's funny. Yes, you can have a custom title. "Sandwich Maker Extraordinaire" or "Eater of children"
Please ensure your Patreon profile name is set to what you'd like to be in the credits. I am going to be using EXACTLY that.
Keep in mind I actually run a few weeks ahead of time and only change the credits after the first of the month. So, your name will start showing up in the middle of the month. If that makes sense. I don't have a time machine, I can't go and put you in earlier credits.
If I did have a time machine and used it for that, I don't deserve it.
$100/moSTUDIO EXECUTIVEPeople told me to add this tier. Welcome aboard the stupid train and your name higher up in the credits.
Growth signals: THE BLACK PANTS LEGION
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-25. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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| Not ranked |  THE BLACK PANTS LEGIONProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 25, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  bootsncatzWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 25, 2026 |
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