Writing
Ben Brainard
@Ben_brainardTracked since May 2026
Comedian | Actor | Florida Man.
Observed Aug 24, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
230
−6.7% · 30-day rate from 24 observed days
Total audience
1,125
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$1.4K
$690–$2.1K modeled range
Starting price
$3/mo
14 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
Membership tiersPatreon is not exposing patron counts by tier for this creator, so this section shows public prices and benefits only.
$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$3/moTouristYou're just here to complain about how hot it is and how tired you are walking around Disney. I know you're kind.
Includes:Early Access to contentStore discount code
$7/moSpring BreakerYou still use the state to party, but you're not nearly as annoying as a tourist... as long as you stay off my roads.
Includes:Early Access to contentStore discount code
$11/moSnowbirdYou spend enough time here to start being annoyed by the tourists and spring breakers, too, but you're still not one of us!
Includes:Early Access to contentStore discount code
$15/moDrunk Around the WorldYou may only be here to go to the parks, but you've been here enough to know exactly what you're doing.
Includes:Early Access to contentStore discount code
$20/mo1st-Time Gator WranglerYou did it. You wrangled your first gator. Maybe he was in your pool, or maybe he was just sitting in the middle of the road, doesn't matter. You just took one big step closer to being one of us!
Includes:Early Access to contentStore discount code
$25/moHonorary FloridianIncludes:
Name in Credits25% off my merch storeEarly access to content
$30/moHurricane PartierYou have lived through a hurricane season the right way! Nothing to be afraid of, just get some beer and bust out the grill!
$35/moOne With the SwampLook who is no longer afraid to swim in water they can't see through!
$40/moFace EaterListen... it's happened twice, which isn't a lot, but it's still weird that's it's happened twice, right?
$45/moFully FlogrownYou're basically a native at this point. You know how to survive driving on I-4 and in Miami. We are scared of you, and also impressed by you.
$50/moMaster of ReptilesYou've thought about keeping a gator as a pet. You have picked up and moved all the snakes in your yard. You've probably even caught several iguanas in SoFlo. We call you before we call animal control.
$75/moChaos IncarnateThe essence of Florida pumps through your veins. You are the Murphy that the law indicates.
$100/moThe One Floridian to Rule Them AllYou know the story. Just watch out for Hobbits.
Growth signals: Ben Brainard
−6.7%
Membership230 paid members · 30-day rate from 24 observed days
264247230
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Ben Brainard230 members · $1.4K/mo
The chart only uses Ben Brainard's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where Ben Brainard ranks
Creator comparisonsCompare within
#4of 9 measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort
A focused cohort chosen from content relevance, category, audience, pricing, and cadence. Changing the rank metric does not change who belongs in this cohort.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Ben Brainard | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #2 |  Green Room PythonsWritingContent relevance + business context | 611 | 381 more | Aug 29, 2026 |
| #3 |  ADHD WHISKEYWritingContent relevance + business context | 503 | 273 more | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #4 |  Ben BrainardProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 230 | Reference | Aug 24, 2026Stale |
| #5 |  Laura CroneWritingContent relevance + business context | 224 | 6 fewer | Aug 14, 2026Stale |
| #6 |  Antic in a DrainWritingContent relevance + business context | 21 | 209 fewer | Aug 23, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Ben Brainard; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
What they publish701Profile posts0 postsLast month91.7%Members-only
Previews available for 25 of 701 posts
Article Latest post$3 tier & upThe List or...Sat with Sidney Morss for about 15 minutes to come up with these distractions. We originally thought about doing this in a "Deal or No Deal"...
Aug 12, 2025 32 likes 7 commentsD&D Post! I Need Art!As some of you know, I love D&D! I have been working on a new sourcebook that will overhaul the crafting system in the game and even int...ImageAug 7, 2025$3 tier & up 18 7The Military Prank Story (pt. 1)You guys remember when I posted part 1 of the snake story and everyone got upset because they wanted part 2? Do you think this will go over ...ImageAug 4, 2025$3 tier & up 18 5Becoming my FatherHave you watched my special "What a Mature Child" yet?...ArticleAug 1, 2025$3 tier & up 25 4Where Have I Been?A very real, and personal look at where I have been mentally that has led me to be elsewhere physically...ArticleJul 18, 2025$3 tier & up 38 19What a Mature Child (Official Trailer)May 15, 2025 In just 3 days...ArticleMay 15, 2025$3 tier & up 18 4What a Mature Child UpdateFilmed in November. Finally finished the edit. Dropping May 18th...ArticleMay 12, 2025$3 tier & up 29 7JD Vance, The Pope, and God walk into a MeetingI gotta do some math to figure out when this should post everywhere else (bc I'm in Australia) so you guys can just get it nowArticleApr 24, 2025Public 0 8D&D Onboarding!If you previously expressed interest in playing D&D with me, please fill out this Google Form at your earliest convenience! I do not yet...ArticleApr 22, 2025$3 tier & up 14 6D&D With Me??Apr 17, 2025ArticleApr 17, 2025$3 tier & up 33 18Cory Booker, Tariffs, and the Golf of AmericaI wrote some jokes about the news, and then about 15 minutes later, I got on stage to try them out. Hope you enjoy!...ArticleApr 11, 2025$3 tier & up 23 7The TunnelI think I might have seasonal depression. I've been stuck in this rut for a few months, but I feel like I can finally see the light at the e...ArticleApr 7, 2025$3 tier & up 27 15
Research actions
Work with this creator
Save, compare, or return to the Explore view you came from.