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Matthew | Beyond Absurdity
@BeyondAbsurdityTracked since May 2026
Poetry, satire, absurd stories, and creative commentary..
Observed Aug 22, 2026 · stalePublic earnings
Paid members
1
0% · 30-day rate from 12 observed days
Total audience
4
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$9
Starting price
$8/mo
6 membership tiers
Where the 4 observed tier members sit
Membership tiers$075%$1025%
Largest observed tier is $0 Free. Tier totals include free-tier members and come from the Aug 22, 2026 public snapshot, so they do not reconcile to the paid-member total.
$0/moFree375% of observed tier members
$8/moAbsurdity Supporter00% of observed tier members
$10/moFounding Supporter125% of observed tier members
$25/moStory Keeper00% of observed tier members
$50/moAbsurdity Champion00% of observed tier members
$100/moSteward of the Work00% of observed tier members
Growth signals: Matthew | Beyond Absurdity
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Membership1 paid members · 30-day rate from 12 observed days
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May 202618 weeks trackedNow
Matthew | Beyond Absurdity1 members · $9/mo
The chart only uses Matthew | Beyond Absurdity's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Matthew | Beyond Absurdity | Freshness |
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| #1 |  Desney CarlenePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #1 |  Joel GamerDudePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #1 |  Matthew | Beyond AbsurdityProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 1 | Reference | Aug 22, 2026Stale |
| #1 |  NORTHSIDE (Kara North)PodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Matthew | Beyond Absurdity; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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What they publish88Posts total1 postLast month83.3%Members-only
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