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Brilliantly Dark
@BrilliantlyDarkTracked since Jun 2026
Real News Are Kinda Weird, You Guys..
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$1/moReal News Is Kinda Weird, You Guys.A weekly comedy publication where I try very hard to keep you up to date with the news, our absurd society, our weird life, our asocial social media... and still make you laugh, very entertained... OK, maybe mildly entertained? OK, fine, not bored? But trust me, you'll love it. I'm 98.68% sure of that. Single-handedly fixing the news, saving you time, and entertaining you.Recapping the mess.Weird news headlines, social media chaos, and everything in between.Save yourself hours of scrolling and enjoy the world from my POV.Drops every Wednesday!
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Brilliantly Dark does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 4 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Brilliantly Dark | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Brilliantly DarkProfileNewsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 16, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  Aria GlazkiNewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 16, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  FPL MundoNewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 16, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  𝑳𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑶𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒂NewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 16, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Brilliantly Dark; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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Image Latest post$1 tier & upReal News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: An earthquake, a rogue AI, and a failed peace treaty walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Ugh, not you again. BE OVER ALREADY!"
Scene 1: Maybe we're being a little harsh. A.K.A. Karen Forde Is Always Right. Real headline: AI isn’t the biggest cybersecurity problem. Pe
4 days ago at Aug 16 crawl 5 likes 8 commentsReal News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: There are people, and then there is AI... and we all know what matters more. It's AI.Scene 1: Talking to your kids?! With your words?! That's stupid!! Real headline: Sam Altman says a "cool use case" for ChatGPT is a daily AIArticleAugust 5$1 tier & up 1 2
Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: Side effects may include: Fires, wars, tornadoes, earthquakes. But yeah, let's ignore that.Scene 1: Coming soon to all theaters: I Forgot to Pay My Underwear's Rent. Real headline: Apple will now let you lease your next iPhone or MImageJuly 29$1 tier & up 2 2
Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: We Don't Give a F*ck Anymore.Weird thing number 1: Yay, AI porn. Real headline: More teens are using generative AI to make explicit content. What parents should know aboArticleJuly 22$1 tier & up 3 6
Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: We repeated history... AGAIN.Weird thing number 1: But how can I be well around people? Real headline: $11-billion "wellness island" is being built in Abu Dhabi. Me: I wArticleJuly 15$1 tier & up 4 10
Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys. A.K.A From Late Night to SNL.It was a slow week. Nothing but Taylor Swift drama and World Cup pain. So this week, I'm trying a different style! Please let me know if youArticleJuly 8$1 tier & up 0 0
Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys. July 1st, 2026. A.K.A. The Day of Being Short and to the Point.Hello again. Before we begin, I’d just like to thank you all again. You didn’t have to be here... you didn’t have to bet on me, but you did.ArticleJuly 1$1 tier & up 0 0
Real News Are Kinda Weird, You Guys. But wait, what the h*** is that?We're living in a weird life, weird timeline, weird world, weird everything. Now satirical news sites are almost as believable as real news.ArticleJune 1Public 0 0Scene 1: Maybe we're being a little harsh. A.K.A. Karen Forde Is Always Right. Real headline: AI isn’t the biggest cybersecurity problem. PeReal News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: An earthquake, a rogue AI, and a failed peace treaty walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Ugh, not you again. BE OVER ALREADY!"Image4 days ago at Aug 16 crawl$1 tier & up 5 8Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys: Side effects may include: Fires, wars, tornadoes, earthquakes. But yeah, let's ignore that.Scene 1: Coming soon to all theaters: I Forgot to Pay My Underwear's Rent. Real headline: Apple will now let you lease your next iPhone or MImage5 days ago at Aug 3 crawl$1 tier & up 2 2Real News Is (Or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys. A.K.A From Late Night to SNL.It was a slow week. Nothing but Taylor Swift drama and World Cup pain. So this week, I'm trying a different style! Please let me know if youArticleYesterday at Jul 9 crawl$1 tier & up 0 0Real News Is (or Are?) Kinda Weird, You Guys. (24/06/2026) A.K.A. Who’s Worse? Meta, AI, Corporate, or Taylor Swift?Jessica Simpson says she’s open to meeting someone through social media DMs, but only if they’re verified. (Oh my god, so this is why LinkeArticleJune 24$1 tier & up 2 2Research actions
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