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Club ESO

@ClubESOTracked since May 2026

creating embroidered patches and other serotonin boosts for you.

Observed Aug 26, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Starting price
$2/mo
5 membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$2/moESO's Doom Scrollers ClubBy joining this tier you can look forward to a bright spot in your doom scrolling. You will be added to @club.eso's "close friends" list on instagram where you can see extra behind the scenes of the patch process and an in depth look at my random depression projects. In addition to those rad online perks, you will receive early access to custom order sign ups, a discount every time you shop Club ESO, and the occasional free poster download.
$5/moESO's Sad Snails ClubBy joining this tier you can look forward to surprise mystery snail mail every month in addition to all the benefits of the "Doom Scrollers Club" tier. Despite their speed, ESO's Sad Snails love to switch it up, so one month you could receive a Patreon exclusive sticker, and the next it could be an exclusive zine, or exclusive postcard! All products sent through the "Snail Club" will not be sold in the online shop. *products will be mailed in a standard envelope with a stamp. Tracking won't be provided. (psst this saves you money and gives you a nice surprise when it arrives!)
$10/moESO's Patch Therapy ClubBy joining this tier you can patch up your mental health with a once a month serotonin boost. Your serotonin boost will arrive as a Patreon exclusive Club ESO patch. As a member of the "Patch Therapy Club", you will be able to give input and vote on upcoming patch designs. You will also receive all the benefits of the "Doom Scrollers Club" tier. The patch of the month will be mailed to you in a standard envelope with a stamp. Tracking will not be provided. (psst.. this saves you money and gives you a rad surprise when it arrives. ) *note you will not receive the benefits of the "Sad Snails Club"
$15/moESO's Indecisive Brains ClubCan't choose between tiers? Then choose them all by joining this tier. There is no shame in being indecisive. In fact, here in the Indecisive Brains Club, indecisiveness is rewarded! By joining this tier you get ALL the benefits of the "Doom Scrollers", "Sad Snails", and "Patch Therapy" clubs.
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Last observed 2026-08-26. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.

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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
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Article Latest postPublicSeptember Serotonin Boost Reveal

In honor of spooky season I've made a cheeky mini monster zine called "Monsters I'd Like to Mash", and a friendly Creature of the Black Lagoon patch to match.

3 days ago at Aug 26 crawl 0 likes 0 comments
August Serotonin Boost RevealThe "Punch of Whimsy" punch cards are back! Who needs habit trackers when you could be tracking your whimsy?! This set of punch cards will have you full of whimsy in no time!ArticleJuly 29Public 0 0July Serotonin Boost RevealI've still got some patches from back when I was running the online shop, so I thought hey a blind bag would be such a fun way to get them in your hands!ArticleJune 16Public 0 1June Serotonin Boost RevealGo out there and make art with your own two hands and your cute little brain! Who cares if it isn't "perfect"?! You are better at art than a pile of generated models stolen off of human artists. Even if you think you aren't good at art. I promise you are better than generative AI.ImageMay 27Public 0 0May Serotonin Boost RevealContinuing on our pastel Star Wars tradition, we've got a tiny pastel Star Wars sticker sheet and an R2D2 patch in the classic pastel colors! This little guy is the same size as previous years Vader and Mandalorian helmets, they make a perfect set!ArticleApril 17Public 0 0April Serotonin Boost RevealMarch 18ArticleMarch 18Public 0 0March Serotonin RevealIntroducing the "Punch of Whimsy" punch cards! Who needs habit trackers when you could be tracking your whimsy?! This set of punch cards will have you full of whimsy in no time!ArticleFebruary 23Public 0 0February Serotonin Boost RevealDid you know that eso loves you? Well now you have proof! Slap this patch or sticker on your jacket or water bottle and all your friends will know too.ArticleJanuary 28Public 0 02026 UpdatesJanuary 21ArticleJanuary 21Public 0 0November Serotonin Boost RevealHello fellow Doom Scrollers, Sad Snails, Patch Therapy, and Indecisive Brains Club members!ArticleNov 7, 2025Public 0 0September Serotonin Boost Reveal!No seriously I need a severed hand to give to the local wisps so they will tell me where to find treasure in the woods.ArticleAug 15, 2025Public 0 0July Serotonin Boost Reveal!To celebrate I've designed this very special matching print and patch.ArticleJun 15, 2025Public 0 0
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