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Coffin Salesman

@CoffinSalesmanTracked since May 2026

Music and Musings.

Observed Aug 26, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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Starting price

$3/mo

3 membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$3/moCoffee in the CoffinAccess to new and unreleased material & more!

$7/moPostcard SocietyAll tiers, plus a fun postcard with updates mailed to you monthly!

Growth signals: Coffin Salesman

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Last observed 2026-08-26. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.

Membership

010

May 202618 weeks trackedNow

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Coffin Salesman does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 1 of 6 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows

Coffin Salesman's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs Coffin Salesman	Freshness
Not ranked	Jamie KingMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	1	Not comparable	Aug 26, 2026
Not ranked	Coffin SalesmanProfileMusicPaid members position in Recommended cohort	Not measured	Reference	Aug 26, 2026Stale
Not ranked	Che SudakaMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	Not measured	Not comparable	Aug 26, 2026
Not ranked	CHOMPOMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	Not measured	Not comparable	Aug 26, 2026
Not ranked	Christina WellsMusicCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	Not measured	Not comparable	Aug 26, 2026

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103Profile posts0 postsLast month58.3%Members-only

Previews available for 31 of 103 posts

Article Latest post$3 tier & upHe was going at the speed of light into the grave

July 24

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2:33AM FERNS MOTELJune 12ArticleJune 12$3 tier & up 0 0 The End of Love (I)June 7ArticleJune 7$3 tier & up 0 0 Stray of SunlightJune 7ArticleJune 7$3 tier & up 0 0 Sleep TelemetryJune 3ArticleJune 3$3 tier & up 0 0 Judas GoatJune 2ArticleJune 2$3 tier & up 0 0 Losing Blood (rough demo)May 26ArticleMay 26Public 0 0 Celebrate (Ducky Boys Cover)I've been wanting to cover this for a while, easily my favorite song by this band. Turns out this record came out 20 years ago (!).ArticleMay 11Public 0 1 Live at The Struggledome November 21st, 2021May 10ArticleMay 10$3 tier & up 2 1 Art, Algorithm, and The Attention EconomyApril 25ImageApril 25Public 0 0 Coming Up Roses #1A little acoustic improvisation on the porch. I like when you can get the birds in a recording.ArticleApril 13Public 0 0 The FreewayThe day that you died there were hammers in the rainArticleApril 4Public 0 0

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