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Don't Call It Woo
@DontCallitWooTracked since May 2026
Shared wisdom, collective growth..
Observed Aug 19, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
82
0% · 30-day rate from 12 observed days
Total audience
552
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$718
$410–$1K modeled range
Starting price
$5/mo
4 membership tiers
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$5/moRooted AccessA limited-access tier for those with financial constraints or currency barriers. Offered with trust and care.What’s included:✨ Written posts & energy reports🌀 Seasonal reflections & journal prompts💻 Invitations to monthly live Masterclass🤝 Invitations to Office Hours (community Q&A and support calls)🌿 Priority consideration for sliding scale sessions or offerings💌 Access to community discussion threads and comment sectionsPlease note:This tier is offered in the spirit of reciprocity and trustNo application or explanation required. Just join if you need itIf your financial situation improves, you're invited to move to a higher tier to make space for someone elseIf $5 is still a stretch in your local economy, please reach out. I’m committed to creating access wherever possible.Thank you for being here. <3
$10/moLuminariesThe Luminaries Tier is designed for energy practitioners, healers, and intuitives seeking grounded community, self-paced study, and ongoing inspiration rooted in energetic alignment, ancestral wisdom, and ethical practice.🌀 Weekly Energy Reports Detailed forecasts integrating Western astrology, Eastern Bazi, and elemental insight to support your personal rhythm and inform your work with clients and students.🌿 Seasonal Wisdom Seasonal teachings, Traditional Chinese Medical insight, and recommendations offering context for energetic cycles, transitions, and collective themes.🎥 25+ Hours of Masterclass & Practice Replays A growing library of in-depth teachings and experiential practices (meditations, breathwork, medical qigong, somatic exercises), organized by monthly themes and accessible on your own schedule.🧭 Context & Lineage Exploration Ongoing conversations examining contemporary wellness and New Age practices through the lens of cultural origin, lineage, and original medicine carriers, supporting discernment, respect, and right relationship in practice.📚 Self-Paced Learning Resources Articles and guides that deepen understanding and support real-world integration.💬 Monthly Office Hours + Q&A with Dr. Funk A live space for questions around client cases, energetic technique, professional discernment, and personal cultivation.🗳️ Community-Led Topics Vote on upcoming themes and practices and help shape what we explore together.
$25/moCultivation Circle🌿 The Cultivation Circle is for healers, intuitives, and practitioners ready to deepen their work through consistent study, live practice, and ongoing support rooted in energetic integrity, ancestral wisdom, and skillful application.A key difference at this level is access to live classes. Learning subtle energy is relational and experiential. Live teaching allows for real-time feedback, attuned space-holding, and the kind of nuance that simply cannot be replicated through recordings alone.What’s included:✨ Everything in the Luminaries Tier Including Weekly Energy Reports, Seasonal Wisdom, lineage and cultural context explorations, self-paced resources, and community-led topic selection.🌕 Monthly Live Masterclass + Practice Seminar (2 hrs) Live, in-depth teachings on rotating themes such as energy medicine techniques, ancestral and lineage-based work, clinical case discussion, somatic tools, and remote healing demonstrations. These sessions prioritize attunement, responsiveness, and guided integration.💬 Monthly Office Hours (1hr) A relaxed, drop-in space for personalized insight, clarification, and support around practice, clients, and professional development.🎥 Expanded Teaching Library (25+ Hours) Access a growing archive of lectures, Qigong, breathwork, guided meditations, gua sha tutorials, and embodiment practices to revisit anytime.🌀 Call Replays + Integrated Notes Full recordings of all live sessions, with clear summaries and key takeaways for continued study.🛠️
Growth signals: Don't Call It Woo
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Membership82 paid members · 30-day rate from 12 observed days
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May 202617 weeks trackedNow
Don't Call It Woo82 members · $718/mo
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Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Don't Call It Woo | Freshness |
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| #1 |  Robin ArtissonWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 88 | 6 more | Aug 19, 2026 |
| #2 |  Don't Call It WooProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 82 | Reference | Aug 19, 2026Stale |
| #3 |  Romanus RecordsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 80 | 2 fewer | Aug 19, 2026 |
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July 30 0 likes 0 commentsEnergy Report 7/26-8/28 2 Share GiftArticletoday$5 tier & up 0 2Candle Practice Guide | Cultivation Tier ExclusiveOver the next few weeks, you’ll begin seeing more Cultivation Tier exclusives like this one: printable practice guides and resources you can return to over time.ArticleJuly 23Public 0 0Join for free Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Articletoday$5 tier & up 0 07 4 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Articletoday$5 tier & up 0 4Join to unlock 10 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Articletoday$5 tier & up 0 0Crystal Exercise for Subtle Sensing (Cultivation Tier Exclusive)I went over this exercise during our August Masterclass. In the handout below, I’ve included a list of contrasting crystals you can use to begin practicing.ArticleAugust 20$5 tier & up 0 0June Masterclashow these movements appear in the body, herbs, spaces, and even interpersonal dynamics.ArticletodayPublic 0 2Office Hours on Clearing and ShieldingIt seems this post was lost in transmission when I tried uploading it via in-flight wi-fi. Uploading again!ArticleJune 28Public 3 1Join to unlock 2 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Articletoday$5 tier & up 0 0Join to unlock 3 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Articletoday$5 tier & up 0 0August MC: LIVE ACCESS LINKAugust 16 Event starts 8/16 at 12pm CDT. See you soon!...ArticleAugust 16$5 tier & up 0 0
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