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EarliestTea
@EarliestTeaTracked since May 2026
creating a nautical story! Art, food, music, magic, cosy games,.
Observed Aug 22, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
Paid members
1
0% · 30-day rate from 11 observed days
Total audience
6
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$10
$5–$15 modeled range
Starting price
$5/mo
5 membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$5/moKnightYou choose a Sword and gain Unlockables!
ON STREAM:
+ VIP chatbox badge (DM me on Patreon)
+ Will add you as a friend on Nintendo Switch
* Includes ability to travel to my “Animal Crossing: New Horizons” island (so we can mail items back and forth) when my gate is open
* Includes creation of you as a custom Mii when we play Miitopia
+ Priority with Watchkeep during Community Game nights
+ Guide the Raid ability {3}
+ Ability to suggest games, vote on future game elements, and influence other activities for stream (through a Crew-only Discord channel) {3}
ON DISCORD:
+ Exclusive CREW voice chat through Discord! One hour group chat, once per week (maximum) to once per month (minimum)
+ Colorful Nicknames
+ Premium Reacts
OFF STREAM:
+ Your name in the credits of the content I create! Only the grandest bragging rights for you! Be recognized for keeping Earl’s afloat!
* Name on most Instagram posts (due to tech parameters)
* Name on desktop Twitch streams (due to tech parameters)
+ Secret Patrons-only video playlist
* Therapeutic timelapse digital artwork; exclusive videos-on-demand (separate from stream)
* Bloopers, rehearsal, and practice videos
+ Exclusive Patrons-only polls! Give me feedback!
+ Bonus reviews, including film and theatre shows I attend
+ Bonus behind-the-scenes details not posted on social media
* Access to Patreon Lens
* Sneak peeks at new projects (Early Access updates)
* Throwbacks to old projects
+ Unlimited DMs with Earl over Patreon (within reason)
+ P
$10/moBishopYou choose a Staff and gain choices about Commissionables!
+ Unlock the ability to commission me for personal artwork requests! (check FAQ for details) {3}
+ Unlock the ability to commission me for in-depth tarot readings (within reason; check FAQ) {3}
+ Unlock the ability to commission me for natal chart readings (check FAQ) {3}
+ Fantomdrops 1: entire MP3 album of Earl’s nautical Sound Alerts written for stream. Personal use only, as above.
+ All perks as a Knight included
$20/moRookYou choose a Shield and gain Empowerment!
+ Access Earl’s magical book of recipes! All that gluten-free, vegan, Instagram-hungry goodness--right here! Includes in-progress recipes.
+ If a food photo on Instagram was previously posted with no corresponding recipe here on Patreon, only-Patrons may request certain foods for recipes.
+ Exclusive voting available for progressing Earl’s story! What kind of chapter should we write next for the Discord? Do you want NEXT to hear about Grey? Or Mercury, Orpheus, or Icarei? There is so much of the tale to tell!
+ Fantomdrops 2: entire MP3 album of Earl’s new musical works. Personal use only, as above.
+ Fantomdrops 2: any corresponding sheet music or musical notation in scan or photo form, if any (as I don’t create sheets for all songs)
+ All perks as Knight and Bishop included
$25/moQueenYou choose a Scepter and gain Magic!
+ Access Earl’s spellbook, made digital
* Includes sigil work (for the urban witches)
* Includes playlists (for the music and tech witches)
* Includes crystal work (for the traditional witches)
+ Ability to request new types of sigils, if Earl hasn’t dedicated or created one for that purpose yet (may count as a Commission)
+ All perks as Knight, Bishop, and Rook included
Growth signals: EarliestTea
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Membership1 paid members · 30-day rate from 11 observed days
121
May 202617 weeks trackedNow
EarliestTea1 members · $10/mo
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#1of 5 measured
Paid members in Recommended cohort
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs EarliestTea | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Dumb As Hell ProductionsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #1 |  E. C. HibbsWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #1 |  EarliestTeaProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 1 | Reference | Aug 22, 2026Stale |
| #1 |  East GibraltarianWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
| #1 |  EchologyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 1 | Same value | Aug 22, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around EarliestTea; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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Poll Latest post$5 tier & up1-year One Piece kitten pollOct 19, 2025
Oct 19, 2025 0 votes 0 commentsShip's Cats !commands checklistMeowdy in the new year. Comment any suggestions for the Ship's Cats to learn!...ArticleJan 1, 2025$5 tier & up 0 0Cat DNA ResultsHere arr the long-awaited results of the Ship's Cats DNA tests! Crew can also use this referral link for a Basepaws website discount...ArticleNov 29, 2024$5 tier & up 0 0Crew update 2023 JulyUpdates for how things have been lately, and how they'll go--at least through autumn!...ArticleJul 11, 2023$5 tier & up 2 2smol updateMar 22, 2023 big thanks and also smol update~...ArticleMar 22, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0New moon, new year, new updatesThanks for your patience with everything. Updates ahoy!...ArticleJan 21, 2023$5 tier & up 0 0Miitopia ... final chapter?!Vote BEFORE 5 AM of December 26th for Crew-based Miitopia!...ArticleDec 23, 2022$5 tier & up 0 0Username Re-PollAug 1, 2022 Re-poll~! I forgot an option last week!...PollAug 1, 2022$5 tier & up 0 0Username Change POLLHelp me think through my username change. Vote ASAP!...PollJul 26, 2022$5 tier & up 0 38Lens for lunch?Exclusive voting about exclusive food video clips~ Vote!...VideoMay 18, 2022$5 tier & up 0 0March update! 2022Let's reprioritize stream activities and times! Crew poll!...PollMar 31, 2022$5 tier & up 0 1Lunar 2022Just re-sharing my nautical Lunar New Year video from last year, to help with the festivities this year! Let's celebrate and protect all the cute tiger cubs!!~VideoFeb 8, 2022Public 0 0
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