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Flightless Bird
@FlightlessBirdTracked since May 2026
A podcast!.
Observed Aug 15, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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4 membership tiers
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$5/mokiwiThis is the Kiwi tier! Who doesn’t want to be a large fluffy ball of feathers that’s incapable of flight?All of our tiers come with the exact same perks - the only difference between tiers is how much you’d like to support the show. Pick the level that feels right for you, and know that every bit helps us keep Flightless Bird in flight.
$10/moemuThis is the Emu tier! Emu’s are objectively the most hilarious unflighted bird - and their name rhymes with Rob’s favourite music genre.All of our tiers come with the exact same perks - the only difference between tiers is how much you’d like to support the show. Pick the level that feels right for you, and know that every bit helps us keep Flightless Bird in flight.
$25/momoaThis is the Moa tier! The moa was a majestic 12 foot tall monster of a Flightless Bird, only found in New Zealand, until it wasn’t (it’s extinct). All of our tiers come with the exact same perks - the only difference between tiers is how much you’d like to support the show. Pick the level that feels right for you, and know that every bit helps us keep Flightless Bird in flight.
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MembershipLast observed 2026-08-15. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
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Flightless Bird does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Flightless Bird | Freshness |
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| Not ranked |  Flightless BirdProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 15, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  🔓 FnA Life UnlockedPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
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| Not ranked |  Dylan SkipsPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  EcoJustice RadioPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 15, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Flightless Bird; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
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What they publish71Posts total7 postsLast month100%Members-only
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Article Latest post$5 tier & upBONUS: Rosabel & David Take TorontoThis bonus episode, Rob catches up with the freshly reunited David and Rosabel as the two explore Toronto, Canada. Rob sneaks them into an e
2 days ago at Aug 15 crawl 27 likes 16 commentsChili'sRob takes David out to the iconic American chain Chilis to eat some babyback babyback babyback ribs. David discovers how the first ever ChilArticle4 days ago at Aug 15 crawl$5 tier & up 31 15
Bonus Episode UpdateLocked Bonus Episode Update August 7 6 1ArticleAugust 7$5 tier & up 6 1
BONUS: History Teachers Pt. 2This bonus episode, the search continues. David and Rob audition history teachers to help bring a professional's perspective to the usual raArticleAugust 6$5 tier & up 30 29
Youtube for KidsLocked Youtube for Kids August 4 36 24ArticleAugust 4$5 tier & up 36 24
BONUS: Feral In The Mosh PitLocked BONUS: Feral In The Mosh Pit July 30 30 15ArticleJuly 30$5 tier & up 30 15
Live in Dallas: Colossal Labs, Rosabel, & the JFK AssassinationThis week’s Flightless Bird comes to you live from Dallas, Texas, where David and Rob explore the city and interview a range of guests to diArticleJuly 28$5 tier & up 36 11
BONUS: Road TripThis is a special bonus episode for fans of David's beautiful face. The guys catch up, react to listener feedback, and swap stories about biArticleJuly 23$5 tier & up 45 13
Kratom & 7-OHIn this week’s Flightless Bird, David and Rob look into the proliferation of gas station drugs like kratom and the more powerful 7-OH. WhatArticleJuly 21$5 tier & up 37 15
BONUS: History Teachers Pt. 1This bonus episode takes you behind the scenes as David and Rob audition potential history teachers for an upcoming Flightless Bird series.ArticleJuly 16$5 tier & up 50 28
Video Games with Rahul KohliIn this week’s Flightless Bird, David and Rob are joined on the couch by actor Rahul Kohli. Originally from London, Rahul moved to LA whereVideoJuly 14$5 tier & up 33 36
BONUS: Return to USAThis bonus episode, we're all back in the studio! David returns from his travels just as Rob is recovering from surgery. Rob watched the worArticleJuly 9$5 tier & up 48 19
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