$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/mođ± Barnyard SupporterHiddenThis is the âbuy me a coffee⊠or a bag of goat treatsâ tier. Youâll get exclusive behind-the-scenes posts, access to the basic channels in discord, and your name included in my monthly supporter shout-out.
$7/moChaos CrewHiddenMaybe youâre already part of the Chaos Crew on TikTok, but this is where you level up and get the official perks. Along with all the Barnyard Supporter goodies, youâll get starter guides and checklists Iâve created to make goat care easier. Youâll also get early access to some posts and help shape whatâs next through Patreon-only polls. Basically, youâre not just watching the chaos⊠youâre helping steer it.
$20/moGoat Whisperer CrewHiddenThis is where the serious goat people hang out đđŹ. Youâll unlock my full binder sheet library! All the dosing charts, deworming info, copper bolus guides, and more (plus updates as I make them). Youâll also get access to the private Heart & Hoof Text Group for ongoing Q&A + community chat, and a monthly group livestream/Zoom where we dive into your real goat problems together.
$50/moFarm Family VIPHiddenThis tier includes everything from the Goat Whisperer Crew, plus direct access to me when you need help. Got a goat that suddenly looks off? Unsure about dosing? Need a quick second opinion on a FAMACHA score or treatment plan? Youâll be able to reach out directly and Iâll respond as soon as I reasonably can (just not in the middle of the night while Iâm sleeping đ€). Think of it like having me âon callâ for your herd within normal hours (7am-11pm or so). Youâll also be part of a smaller VIP chat thread where I check in more personally, and Iâll send you a thank-you note or holiday card from the farm đ.