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How Not To Sail

@HowNotToSailTracked since May 2026

Creating books and podcasts and stuff..

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$3/moAble SeamanA hearty pat on the back, plus:
$10/moBoatswainAn EXTRA hearty pat on the back, plus:
$25/moSailing MasterA SUPER hearty pat on the back, plus:
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Last observed 2026-08-25. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.

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43Posts total0 postsLast month100%Members-only

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Article Latest post$3 tier & upSittin' on the High Side (Live) by Peter Suarez

Latest post Locked Sittin' on the High Side (Live) by Peter Suarez July 11 3 2 Buy for $5

July 11 3 likes 2 comments
"Mexico" (Live) by Peter SuarezLocked "Mexico" (Live) by Peter Suarez July 11 3 2ArticleJuly 11$3 tier & up 3 2
Meetup Tomorrow (Thurs) in St. PeteLocked Meetup Tomorrow (Thurs) in St. Pete July 1 2ArticleJuly 1$3 tier & up 0 0
Woooooohooo! Patrons-only VIDEO of Ep. 69Locked Woooooohooo! Patrons-only VIDEO of Ep. 69 June 5 3 5VideoJune 5$3 tier & up 3 5
HNTS069 Script (Escape from the Boatyard?)Locked HNTS069 Script (Escape from the Boatyard?) June 5ArticleJune 5$3 tier & up 0 0
More Lives Ruined: Our Friends Reach Belize!Just a little early peek here for the Patreon crew! I suspect tomorrow's How Not To Sail Minute may pretty much be a shout-out to our intrepArticleApril 5$3 tier & up 0 0
What are the odds?(Note: Got some audio sample for ya in this one...not only one of the How Not To Sail Minute episodes that came from this trip, but also a cArticleMarch 21$3 tier & up 3 2
THANK YOU! (And Happy New Year!)Locked THANK YOU! (And Happy New Year!) Dec 31, 2025 3 8ArticleDec 31, 2025$3 tier & up 3 8
SanibelLocked Sanibel Nov 20, 2025 4 2ArticleNov 20, 2025$3 tier & up 4 2
No plan survives first contact...Locked No plan survives first contact... Nov 20, 2025 3 3ArticleNov 20, 2025$3 tier & up 3 3
North'rd Ho! (Or something like that...)Locked North'rd Ho! (Or something like that...) Nov 14, 2025 3 6ArticleNov 14, 2025$3 tier & up 3 6
Thar's A Gale a-comin'...!Locked Thar's A Gale a-comin'...! Nov 10, 2025 3 6ArticleNov 10, 2025$3 tier & up 3 6
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