Membership tiers
Where the 502 observed tier members sit $0 86.3%
$0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 433 86.3% of observed tier members
$2/mo Peanut Person 14 2.8% of observed tier members
$5/mo Almond Boy 11 2.2% of observed tier members
$10/mo Pistachio Pal 23 4.6% of observed tier members
$20/mo Macadamia Master 21 4.2% of observed tier members
What they publish
Recent posts 33 Posts total 1 post Last month 83.3% Members-only
Patreon does not expose a public total here, so coverage is measured from captured previews only.
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Locked Article Oct 25, 2025 Patron Credits Form Hi folks! Happy New Year!!! In order to make things more ORGANIZED around here, I'm changing up how patron credits will work going forward! Article Jan 11, 2025 The Nut (Eek!) - early release! it's the nut! EEK!!! Music: Surasshu - The Penis (Eek!) Releasing this video EARLY to all y'all while the copyright dispute gets settled. Video Jul 10, 2024 Patron Tier and Charging Update!! Hey!! I've updated the patron tiers so listen up!! If you're currently a Pistachio Pal, there is now a new Pistachio tier that costs $10 ins Article Jan 2, 2024 Patreon Update! December 2023 hi people, nuts and critters! I've finally managed to decalcify my patreon-gland after all these months and figured it was time for an updat Article Dec 15, 2023 MACAMO DX - Update May 2023 Hey all you people!! Here's some cool news, I'm gonna be doing my re-debut birthday stream on May 8th, a week from today!! Still have to fig Article May 1, 2023 NEW PAYMENT OPTION! Yearly Payment (with a discount!) Hey y'all! First off, happy new year! I'm working on a few new things at the moment as well as just trying to get my life moving more in the Article Feb 2, 2023 
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