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Linoleum Knife
@LinoleumKnifeTracked since May 2026
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Paid members493
2.3% past 30 days
Total audience864
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross$986
$493-$1.5K modeled range
Starting price$1/mo
7 membership tiers
Membership tiers
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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moGOLDEN TICKETHiddenYou get the LINOLEUM KNIFE sticker mailed to your home. You get LK Rx, a daily cultural recommendation just for Club Members: films, TV, music, our favorite candy, whatever. And now you get LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE, a podcast about one older films we want you to know about.
$4/moAUGUSTUSHiddenYou get everything the $1 level gets AND:
You get LKTV, a Podcast of The Television. Special guests. Burning issues. A sincere devotion to 90 DAY FIANCE.
$7/moVIOLETHiddenYou get everything the $1 and $4 levels get AND:
You get all future episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE (we try to get those out every other month or so and sometimes we succeed but not always). And most importantly you get LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK, a food podcast hosted by two film critics. Did you like it all those times we interrupted an endless ramble about cinema's Romanian New Wave to talk about the biscuits Dave was baking? Well, then, you'll like LK+F, a podcast of the food.
$12/moVERUCAHiddenYou get everything the $1, $4, and $7 levels get AND:
You get to be a part of our monthly CLUB MEETING. That happens one Saturday night each month. We watch a movie, streaming it together, and chat about it all live on the internet.
You also get your choice of 1 prize. In the past these prizes have included LK Christmas ornaments, LK+F magnets, LK t-shirts, tote bags, mugs, as well as the so-far-very-popular PRIVATE KNIFE (see descriptions of all prizes below).
This year there will be some new items, and information about them is coming. Dave will be posting and re-posting pics of these items to keep you informed and to remind you to tell him what you want so that he can maintain his very friendly relationship with the ladies who work at the local post office.
As of January 2019, we have the following prizes in stock:
The LINOLEUM KNIFE CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT. For years Alonso bothered Dave to make this a prize. Dave finally gave in. It's shiny black and says LINOLEUM KNIFE on it, just like the t-shirt.
The LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK refrigerator magnet. No flat or flimsy business card magnet for us. This is a tiny little block of power. The design reflects Alonso's inventive way of letting you know which show you've chosen to enjoy.
PRIVATE KNIFE, a short podcast of you. At least 15 minutes of yammering and possibly more if we're very inspired. You give us the topic* (*One we can all agree on.) Then we talk and send it to you and only you. Is it your birthday? Your anniver
$16/moMIKEHiddenYou get everything the $1, $4, $7, and $12 levels get AND:
And you get LINOLEUM NIGHTS, a podcast of the evening.
Once upon a time, a creative listener requested a show he dreamed up called LINOLEUM KNIFE AFTER DARK, in which we would discuss all those taboo subjects we never mention on the original, free, clean, no-swears show. We liked that idea because we like profanity. But we also like the idea of a freeform show with no agenda. The added bonus of this one is that it's done on camera, via a members-only Facebook Live video, so you can watch it while it's happening. Or later. Or just listen to it. Whatever.
[PS, Dear all 2016 Club Members. You still get your zines that this level promised. That was one of Dave's many personal failures of 2016 and he will not rest until he's made it up to you. Ok, actually, he will rest each night and also take an afternoon nap. But you still get the zines, promise. Think of it as the Slow Cinema of Dave.]
$20/moCHARLIEHiddenYou get everything from the other levels AND:LK ZOOM. Once a month we will conduct a Zoom where everyone can join and talk with us and each other about anything. It's a new version of the sporadic LINOLEUM NIGHTS episodes where people send in questions. This way, we can all talk in real time and have an actual conversation. Or you can sit with your camera off and lurk. LK SELECTOR. With LK SELECTOR, you will receive two specially chosen cultural objects per year (physical/digital). Movies we like, books we're reading, music we're into, who knows what else, there are no rules. We have impeccable taste so you know this stuff is going to be good.
Growth signals — Linoleum Knife
+2.3%
Membership493 paid members · past 30 days
493488482
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
$986
Estimated grossest. monthly · Low confidence
$986$975$964
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
Linoleum Knife
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